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What do you get when you mix an angry sheep with an upset cow?

A farm animal in a real baaaaaad moooooood. 😜

Farmer Dave went over his buddy Dan's place one day and didn't see him out in the fields. So he looked around and eventually found him in the barn, with some R&B playing and a candlelight dinner set out by the John Deer.

Dave asked Dan what he was doing and Dan said, "Well to be honest my marrage is on the rocks a bit. We've gone to couple's therapy and the Doc said I'm not putting in enough effort and I need to do something sexy to a tractor."