Joke
Guy wanted a baby but didnt want to get marry so he went to the doc and he told him if you dont want a bady your going to have to not go to toilet for nine months so he went home but after three months he was dying to go so went back to docs and he said take your pants down and bend over and thats when the doc run and pushed a cork of gold up his bottom .so the man went home and was lying naked on his front on the bed and his nine months was neally up and he could hear a organ grinder playing music and the organ grinder gad trained the monkey to steel anything gold/silver and the monkey saw this gold cork and through the window across to the cork where it pulled it out but it came out like a shot and pinned the monkey to the ceiling and the man turned round and said your ugly but your mine
