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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
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I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.
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Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college? A: Because it already had a million degrees!
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Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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Q: What time is it when a bear sits on your bed? A: Time to get a new bed! 😆
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Q: What kind of car does Yogi bear drive? A: A Furrari.
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thank you @QueenMia and Congratulations to all the winners🎁 🎈🎈🎈🎉😊🎉🎈🎈🎈
