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FARM Jokes & Puns! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿšœ Let's cheer each other up! ๐Ÿ˜

LoFiGummy
LoFiGummy Posts: 2,630

Hey Farmers! I thought, what could be a random way for us to cheer each other up? So I thought about how about a thread with Jokes & Puns that are vaguely related to Farm?

I feel like it could be nice to check back here and add ones in the comments if you come up with any. ๐Ÿ˜‡

Remember let's just have the jokes follow the House Rules.

Let's goooo! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ’จ

๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ› Why did the scarecrow win an award? ๐Ÿฅ‡โœจ

Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ

All right, let me try another oneโ€ฆ

Why was the farmer a great musician? ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŽธ

Because he had sick beets! ๐Ÿฅ

Ok okโ€ฆ just one more!

What do you call a sleeping cow? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฎ

A bulldozer! ๐Ÿš›๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ’ค

Now itโ€™s your turn!

Share your best farm jokes or puns below, whether theyโ€™re corny ๐ŸŒพ, cheesy ๐Ÿง€, or egg-stra ๐Ÿฅš funny, we want to hear them! ๐Ÿ“โœจ

Comments

  • LoFiGummy
    LoFiGummy Posts: 2,630

    Here's another one:

    How do you fix a broken tomato? ๐Ÿ…

    With tomato PASTE! ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ

  • nekocat
    nekocat Posts: 17,766

    I loved the "bulldozer" one @LoFiGummy . ๐Ÿ˜‚Thank you you made my day (well night in fact). Good night! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒ 

  • LoFiGummy
    LoFiGummy Posts: 2,630

    I'm glad to hear it ๐Ÿ˜, I'll be back with more next week!

  • LoFiGummy
    LoFiGummy Posts: 2,630

    All right, your worst Farm comedian is back, I got 3 moreโ€ฆ

    Why do flowers always drive so fast? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ

    Because they put the petal to the metal! ๐ŸŒธโšก

    What do you call a group of musical flowers? ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’

    A bloom-box! ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ˜‚

    And my favorite for this timeโ€ฆ

    What do you call a flower that sleeps all day? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸŒธ

    A lazy daisy! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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