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Q: What kind of math do owls like? A: Owlgebra
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My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.
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diet! I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
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diet! Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate a pizza.
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Q: Where do birds go for coffee? A: To the NESTcafe
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Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso.
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If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
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Never lend money to a friend. It’s dangerous. It could damage his memory.
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I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
