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🃏 Who is the best Joker ❓Tell us your funniest jokes 🃏♠♥♣♦😆

"King" Bubblegum Troll
enjoys the new crown 👑
& his high position in
🍬 The Candy Town 🍭

But as is known in all kingdoms...
as long as there is a king...
we found The Joker🃏🃏
who entertains the king
& makes him laugh.

Now we are looking for nice jokes
to be heard by the king

and to be heard by the
distinguished players of
the "King" games

♦♣♥♠

Who can say the most fun jokes?

😊Please...
bring the funniest jokes here,
so that we all can enjoy it

& you may draw a beautiful
smile on the faces of
😊 people in this 😆
sweet community.

Welcome! 👋

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Comments

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.😆

😂😆

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” 😆

Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A: A desserter.

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “Just give me something with diamonds.”

That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards🃏😆

♠♥♣♦

Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A. Kittens.

Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

A: Because they each have four rabbits feet. 😆 🐇🐇🐇🐇

Q: What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
A: Hip-hop, of course! 😆 🐇

Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?

A. A pie-thon! 😆 🐍

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

I have no I-Deer 😆

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

What do cows do for entertainment?

They rent moovies!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud 😆

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

What did the fish 🐠 say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam" 😆

Image: https://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/images/quotes/stupid-laugh-joke.jpg

...

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Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/6030983/uploads/editor/n7/rlouu453w03n.jpg

😆😆

Comments

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.😆

😂😆

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” 😆

Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A: A desserter.

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “Just give me something with diamonds.”

That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards🃏😆

♠♥♣♦

Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A. Kittens.

Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

A: Because they each have four rabbits feet. 😆 🐇🐇🐇🐇

Q: What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
A: Hip-hop, of course! 😆 🐇

Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?

A. A pie-thon! 😆 🐍

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

I have no I-Deer 😆

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

What do cows do for entertainment?

They rent moovies!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud 😆

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

What did the fish 🐠 say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam" 😆

Image: https://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/images/quotes/stupid-laugh-joke.jpg

...

..

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/6030983/uploads/editor/n7/rlouu453w03n.jpg

😆😆

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