🃏 Who is the best Joker ❓Tell us your funniest jokes 🃏♠♥♣♦😆

HellsBelle

Why is the mushroom always invited to the garden parties?

Because he is such a fun-guy (fungi). 

HellsBelle

I have a version of this joke on my keychain. I noticed there are actual superstars here, so I thought I should share it. 😊

Ashraf

Thank you @HellsBelle that was beautiful 😆 please share more jokes 😄

Ashraf

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad,

finally I had to take his bike away.😆

HellsBelle

😆 Lol! That is such a cute and funny one, Ashraf. I am putting it in my pocketbook for a rainy day. Don’t worry, I promise to credit you in the future if I use it. 😉☺️

Ashraf

I'm so good at sleeping...

I can do it with my eyes closed😆

Ashraf

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

 He neverlands 😆

Ashraf

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.

The librarian says:
 "They're right behind you!"😆

Ashraf

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick....

but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.😆

Ashraf

Why do blind people hate skydiving?

It scares the hell out of their dogs😆