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  • HellsBelle
    HellsBelle Posts: 521
    Why is the mushroom always invited to the garden parties?

    Because he is such a fun-guy (fungi).Β 
  • HellsBelle
    HellsBelle Posts: 521


    I have a version of this joke on my keychain. I noticed there are actual superstars here, so I thought I should share it. 😊
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Thank you @HellsBelle that was beautiful πŸ˜† please share more jokes πŸ˜„




  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

    It got so bad,

    finally I had to take his bike away.πŸ˜†
  • HellsBelle
    HellsBelle Posts: 521
    πŸ˜† Lol! That is such a cute and funny one, Ashraf. I am putting it in my pocketbook for a rainy day. Don’t worry, I promise to credit you in the future if I use it. πŸ˜‰β˜ΊοΈ
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    edited July 2019
    I'm so good at sleeping...

    I can do it with my eyes closed
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  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Why is Peter Pan always flying?

    Β He neverlands πŸ˜†
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.

    The librarian says:
    Β "They're right behind you!"πŸ˜†

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick....

    but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

    She still isn't talking to me.πŸ˜†

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Why do blind people hate skydiving?

    It scares the hell out of their dogsπŸ˜†

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