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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?Β
A pool table.Β
A cloud π
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They rent moovies!
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
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I have no I-Deer π
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Rabbit farts.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon! πΒ Β π
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A: Hip-hop, of course! π π
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Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?
A: Because they each have four rabbits feet. πΒ ππππ
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Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A. Kittens.
Itβs my wifeβs birthday tomorrow. Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present.
βOh, I donβt know,β she said. βJust give me something with diamonds.β
Thatβs why Iβm giving her a pack of playing cardsππ
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Patient: βDoctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.β
Doctor: βNext time, take off the candles.β
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Q: What do you call someone who canβt stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
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