Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon! 😆 🐍
Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?
A: Because they each have four rabbits feet. 😆 🐇🐇🐇🐇
Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present.
“Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “Just give me something with diamonds.”
That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards🃏😆
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
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