My solicitor, Sebastian (pure coincidence) informs me that you are breaching articles 3 Right to Life and 4 Prohibition of torture of my human rights by not magically allowing me past level 230. I’ve tried following the video tips alas to no avail, what next?
the tip videos can be taken step by step with the game… hmm interesting 🧐 “Sebastian! Hold off in the ritual sacrifice of my first born and spare the pork pie, I’m hungry”
My best friend, Sebastian, told me there are secret ways of navigating the map. An underworld of dark admins who bestow on a select few, the god like power to bypass levels! All that is required is the name of your first born and a Naafi pork pie….
Why would you do this? Are you taunting me, not just do i have to wake up to this but you also want me to see this repeatedly on my camera role?! Shall i save it as a screen saver so i can save you the time!?