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Uh, WHY was my avatar forcibly removed and changed?!?!?
It’s been my avatar for literally 5 years now. It’s a perfectly generic, non offensive avatar. Today, I go to play Candy Crush, and my avatar has been changed against my will, and I cannot figure out how to change it back. I’ve been through all the Settings options, and there is literally NOTHING there for that. If I can’t…
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FAIL
Everything about Candy Crush is a complete and utter epic FAIL.
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For once I’m the stupid one......
How in the ACTUAL FACTUAL BLEEP do you move an ingredient over to the *Edited by CM: rude and inappropriate language* exit when you don’t have the hand switch thing? Nothing like having 20+ moves to bring down ONE *Edited by CM: rude and inappropriate language* cherry, and you effing LOSE because nothing you do will move…
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I’m baaaaaaaaaaack………………….
*Edited by CM: rude and offensive*
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Bite me
I’m not typing all of that again, go to hell.
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(EDITED by CM - Inappropriate/ abusive language)
(EDITED by CM - Inappropriate/ abusive language)
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Here’s a clue.
STOP making completely RIDICULOUS levels that take literally WEEKS to finally win, and you won’t have to deal with the likes of me EVER again. Until then...... 😎
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(Edit by CM: Rude)
(Edit by CM:Rude)
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Cover your ears, delicate Nancies!
I've stayed away for weeks, née months, because some old lady couldn’t handle a little bleeped out cursing. But I am back, because screw that and screw you. Anyway, King is a *** who literally creams his panties making levels that are just impossible to beat without a *** lucky board. After over a *** week at this ***…
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Because Nothing Else Ever Works......
The ONLY way that I EVER get past a piece of shyte worthless piece of cr@p level is by coming here and cussing and swearing and freaking out the little old ladies who can’t handle it, and magically, I immediately magically suddenly win the stupid level just like that...... So here I go again...... Eff you King, you can…
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(EDITED by CM - Inappropriate/ abusive language)
It doesn’t matter HOW **** early you destroy the blockers, they will NEVER produce the amount of chocolate necessary to pass the level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Literally the ONLY time that I EVER get enough chocolate, I have no **** time or moves left to destroy the **** popcorn that is deliberately awkwardly placed to be ****…
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I’m baaaaack!!!!!! (Don’t like it? Don’t care.)
Go ahead and ban me if my completely justified anger bothers you that much. I have EVERY. FKG. RIGHT. to be absolutely SEETHING with red hot HATRED when absolute utter SHYTE like THIS happens: I’m on a bullshyte level where you have WAY. TOO. FEW. moves to collect all the fng combinations required, where you’re basically…
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EFF This Shyte
Gotta just LOVE how, when you lose a level by 1 point, you do NOT get a free spin foe extra moves, but when you lose spectacularly, not only do you get the free spin, you magically land on 15 moves, which isn’t even enough to help you in that particular instance. Scr3w you and fry in h377, King.
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Popcorn
WHY the bloody H377 do you have to hit the popcorn SO. MANY. TIMES. to f@@@@@g break the g@@@@@n thing?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Beyond ridiculous to have to hit it like 10 trillion + times before it will finally forking break. And, NO, I am NOT going to tell you which specific level I am on. The absolute LAST bloody thing that I am…
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1192
Anybody have 5 trillion lollipop hammers they’re just looking to give away? Because that’s the only way I’m ever gonna get past this insipid, boring, pointless waste of time level. 👽💀
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1073
It is literally impossible to win level 1073 with just 34 moves. Period. 👽🤷♀️👽🤷♀️
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1073
It is literally not possible to win this level with only 34 moves. Period. 👽🤷♀️👽🤷♀️