Strongly likely it tastes like mountain dew, which influences the bear's personality. Chewy gummy material mixed with an extremely high concentration of carbon dioxide. Each bear looks identical to any other bear, but could instead be kosher, glutenfree, sugarfree, or vegan. Blood is soda saturated with carbon dioxide.
Eating a soda bear is a mouth-tingling and hydrating delight.
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