Halloween 2019 - Halloween Poems, Riddles & Knock Knock Jokes!

_Elsa_ · October 2019

Of course Google has a plethora of Halloween Poems, Riddles and Knock Knock Jokes. She would like to share some with you.

Poems

We’re having a Halloween party at school.
I’m dressed up like Dracula. Man, I look cool!
I dyed my hair black, and I cut off my bangs.
I’m wearing a cape and some fake plastic fangs.

I put on some makeup to paint my face white,
like creatures that only come out in the night.
My fingernails, too, are all pointed and red.
I look like I’m recently back from the dead.

My mom drops me off, and I run into school
and suddenly feel like the world’s biggest fool.
The other kids stare like I’m some kind of freak—
the Halloween party is not till next week.

This poem came from here.

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Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate.
The first one said, "Oh, my it's getting late"
The second one said, "There are witches in the air."
The third one said, "But we don't care."
The fourth one said, "Let's run, let's run!"
The fifth one said, "Isn't Halloween fun?"

Then Woooooo went the wind
And OUT went the lights.
And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight.

This cute poem came from here.

Riddles

•Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
Because they don’t have the guts.

•Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.

•Why didn’t the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck!

•How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night.

•Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there wasn’t any point to it!

•What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.

More hilarious Halloween riddles here.

Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!

Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

More Halloween knock knock jokes here.

Please spread the word that we are doing this and let's get a bunch of these jokes posted here!

To view the entire group of Halloween 2019 messages, please click on the image below.

_Elsa_ · October 2019

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If I missed someone, please tag them.

Spinnifix · October 2019

@Elsa

Halloween Very scary is this night. What made me to go to the street in the dark? The hair is on my feet. Pretty bloodthirsty are many types, ham knife between her lips. With glass eyes and half ears, In between, I'm completely lost. A skull with a scythe, It's a woman, I think I know. From the right a loud chain rattling, Joy can screw that up for me. A huge dagger is in the ribs, The comes while running strong rocking. If I think it through carefully, I'll go to Birkenweg today. First, do not have to run very long and second, drinking is free. The good thing is in this case, I'm scared zero - because I know everybody.

Spinnifix · October 2019

@Elsa

The witches monuments

You have to understand,

make one out of ten the two let go the three

do the same that's how you are rich Los the four From five and six says the Hex,

Make seven and eight That's how it's done.

The nine is one the ten is none. that is the witch's one-time.

_Elsa_ · October 2019

Thank you for sharing @Spinnifix!

Spinnifix · October 2019

@Elsa ---- jokes

A vampire rides alone on a tandem and is stopped by the police. "Did you drink something?" "Only two little cyclists!"

Two men go home from a Halloween party and decide to take the shortcut across the cemetery. In the midst of the graves, they suddenly hear a sound coming from the dark: tock-tock-tock, tock-tock-tock ... Trembling with fear they sneak on and find an old man who works a tombstone with a hammer and a chisel. After the first shock, he asks the man, "Old man, you almost scared us to death ... we thought you were a ghost, what are you doing here in the middle of the night?" "These idiots!" the old man mumbles, "they wrote my name wrong ..."

Why do mathematicians confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!