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Welcome to this neck of the woods @LoFiGummy ☺️
I think lots of kids even here learned some of the English words watching tv shows and playing video games. Wow at 5 years old. 😮 Did I even know how to read at that age??? 🤔😂
I assume you have watched lots of Korean shows so you must be proficient in Korean language then? 😁
🤣 @Racoon7 funny….
I say that a lot !!! 😆😜
A horse and a chick go for a walk. The horse gets stuck in the mud and yells to the chick to help me I’m stuck. The chick runs back to the farm to get the farmer but the farmer has gone to town with the tractor. So the chick sees the new BWM and grabs a rope and jumps into the BMW and drives to the mud hole and throws a rope over the horses neck and drags him out of the mud hole and saves his life. A week later, they are going for a walk in the woods and the chick falls in a small mud hole and says help horsey help I’m sinking and I’m going to die! The horse says don’t worry good buddy I’ll save you! He walks over and stands over the chick and told him to grab his member. The chick hangs on tight and the horse takes a few steps and the chick pops out of the mud! The moral of the story is, if you are hung like a horse you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks
@SApple2 @MollyS @rebelchild @BQN537
He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display like he'd heard about others doing. It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight. The entire fence was covered in lights! Fence post after fence post, crossbeam after crossbeam, the most dazzling, amazing collection of lights they'd ever seen! The driver immediately called his friends and family and told them to get out to the old country road and within hours, the traffic was backed up for a mile. At the end of the display, he had a couple of farmhands waiting with donation buckets and sure enough, he raked in several hundred dollars that night. This went on for weeks only getting more and more popular and even despite the high electricity bill, he turned quite a profit on the display. And so it went for the next few years. His light displays got more and more elaborate. They synced to music. They twinkled in time to the passing cars. There were LEDs and lasers, inflatable reindeer and glowing manger scenes, and everything in between. He started to notice, however, that the number of cars began to dwindle each night. Whereas folks used to come from counties around to see the fence, the numbers grew smaller and smaller each night. At the end of the season, he'd seen maybe a tenth of the cars. The months passed and November crept up again. The farmer headed down to the feed and hardware shop to gather a few necessary supplies for the display and couldn't help but overhear a couple of the customers talking. "Yeah, it just ain't what it used to be. I mean, don't get me wrong, it were pretty and all when he got it started, but something 'bout it nowadays just ain't fresh." "I know. I wish he'd do something different. Something original. Everybody's got them Christmas lights now." This incensed the farmer. He spent hundreds of hours every season making something amazing for the world to see and they were treating it like so much manure from his barn. He would show them. He raced back to his farm and he ripped out every single light from post after post. He tore out the inflatable Santa and knocked down the wise men. And when he was done, he meticulously strung the exact same red and green lights on every square foot of that fence. "I'll show them. They think they can take me foregranted, we'll see how they like this boring mess." The first night of the display, the visitors (small in number as they may have been), were astonished. Their phones lit up with dials to their friends and neighbors. Soon enough, the line of cars stretched back miles and miles, longer than it ever had in the heyday of the display. The farmer shook his head while his farmhands stood agape at the traffic. "I don't believe it! How could this be so popular?" the lead farmhand asked the farmer. "It's simple. Everybody says they want to see something original but what really gets them going is the same old post over and over again."
🤗 Thank you 😊 🥰 ❤️
Haha! This story is really so funny and laughable! It's really making us laugh out loud and can't stop laughing at this funny story! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
First one is so true though, I actually learned English originally from games 😂 I sat with a English to Swedish dictionary in my lap as a 5 year old playing Final Fantasy on the Playstation 1.
Harold, the hen
Harold got real drunk at the Christmas party, and Uber’d home. He snuck in beside his wife.
He woke up early at the pearly gates and St. Peter said, “you died in your sleep.”
Harold was stunned. ”I died? That can't be right. I've got too much to live for. Please send me back.”
St. Peter said, “I'm sorry. There's only one way you can go back. And that is by being reincarnated as a chicken.”
Harold wasn't thrilled, but he begged St. Peter to send him to a farm that was near his house. The next thing he knew, he was covered in feathers, clucking and pecking at the ground.
A rooster stride past "'Ha! So you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'" “Not bad,” replied Harold the hen. "'But I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm going to explode.” - “That's an egg,” explained the rooster. Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before.” - “Never,” said Harold. “Well, just relax and let it happen, said the rooster. “Its not a big deal.”
Harold did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg.
Harold was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg. All his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell, “Harold, wake up! You 💩 the bed.”
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I really can't hold my laughter at this too! LOL! 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Actress Lee Hyun-jung, who looks like a good old lady in her 40s,
Oh Nami, who is like a deadly tv star mover,
and actress Kim Min-kyoung, also known as General, are becoming gag codes, especially because of her weight.
Myung Hoon, Myung Hoon, Myung Hoon (명훈아 명훈아 명훈아)
Jung Myung Hoon (정명훈), Kim Minkyoung (김민경),
Lee Hyun-jeong (이현정), Oh Na-mi (오나미)
Theme: Siboney // Connie Francis
The basic plot is a conversation between three female friends (Minkyoung, Hyun Jeong, Nami) who call themselves fatal and one male friend (Myung Hoon) who does not accept them because they are unfavorable, let alone attractive. 😄😄😄
It's actually one of those funny jokes!
Cc: @Diamond_Lim, @SApple2, @janicka1967
It doesn't allow me to respond back to your reply anymore @Haechan_17 so the limit is 4.
Incidentally, actor Ham Hyo-Ju, who played the role of her mother, passed away.
Oh no…she's still young. 😔
Haha! It's true! 🤣🤣🤣
Of course, as long as there is not much age difference and they are close to each other.
@SApple2
@Haechan_17 So the daughter is almost the same age as her parents. 😂 Does Anna deserved to be scolded? The three are like playmates. 🤣
In your culture, can you drop the honorifics if you're that close in age?
@SApple2, The actors in this role are almost the same age. Born in 1982, 84 and 86. 😊 So, Yes!
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Common or typical 😁
Yes Henry 😁 The funny thing is, he's not even Korean. The princess of Hungary will have a shock of her life.
It is way 😁
