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🤣 @Racoon7 funny….
I say that a lot !!! 😆😜
A horse and a chick go for a walk. The horse gets stuck in the mud and yells to the chick to help me I’m stuck. The chick runs back to the farm to get the farmer but the farmer has gone to town with the tractor. So the chick sees the new BWM and grabs a rope and jumps into the BMW and drives to the mud hole and throws a rope over the horses neck and drags him out of the mud hole and saves his life. A week later, they are going for a walk in the woods and the chick falls in a small mud hole and says help horsey help I’m sinking and I’m going to die! The horse says don’t worry good buddy I’ll save you! He walks over and stands over the chick and told him to grab his member. The chick hangs on tight and the horse takes a few steps and the chick pops out of the mud! The moral of the story is, if you are hung like a horse you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks
@SApple2 @MollyS @rebelchild @BQN537
He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display like he'd heard about others doing. It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight. The entire fence was covered in lights! Fence post after fence post, crossbeam after crossbeam, the most dazzling, amazing collection of lights they'd ever seen! The driver immediately called his friends and family and told them to get out to the old country road and within hours, the traffic was backed up for a mile. At the end of the display, he had a couple of farmhands waiting with donation buckets and sure enough, he raked in several hundred dollars that night. This went on for weeks only getting more and more popular and even despite the high electricity bill, he turned quite a profit on the display. And so it went for the next few years. His light displays got more and more elaborate. They synced to music. They twinkled in time to the passing cars. There were LEDs and lasers, inflatable reindeer and glowing manger scenes, and everything in between. He started to notice, however, that the number of cars began to dwindle each night. Whereas folks used to come from counties around to see the fence, the numbers grew smaller and smaller each night. At the end of the season, he'd seen maybe a tenth of the cars. The months passed and November crept up again. The farmer headed down to the feed and hardware shop to gather a few necessary supplies for the display and couldn't help but overhear a couple of the customers talking. "Yeah, it just ain't what it used to be. I mean, don't get me wrong, it were pretty and all when he got it started, but something 'bout it nowadays just ain't fresh." "I know. I wish he'd do something different. Something original. Everybody's got them Christmas lights now." This incensed the farmer. He spent hundreds of hours every season making something amazing for the world to see and they were treating it like so much manure from his barn. He would show them. He raced back to his farm and he ripped out every single light from post after post. He tore out the inflatable Santa and knocked down the wise men. And when he was done, he meticulously strung the exact same red and green lights on every square foot of that fence. "I'll show them. They think they can take me foregranted, we'll see how they like this boring mess." The first night of the display, the visitors (small in number as they may have been), were astonished. Their phones lit up with dials to their friends and neighbors. Soon enough, the line of cars stretched back miles and miles, longer than it ever had in the heyday of the display. The farmer shook his head while his farmhands stood agape at the traffic. "I don't believe it! How could this be so popular?" the lead farmhand asked the farmer. "It's simple. Everybody says they want to see something original but what really gets them going is the same old post over and over again."
Haha! This story is really so funny and laughable! It's really making us laugh out loud and can't stop laughing at this funny story! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
First one is so true though, I actually learned English originally from games 😂 I sat with a English to Swedish dictionary in my lap as a 5 year old playing Final Fantasy on the Playstation 1.
Harold, the hen
Harold got real drunk at the Christmas party, and Uber’d home. He snuck in beside his wife.
He woke up early at the pearly gates and St. Peter said, “you died in your sleep.”
Harold was stunned. ”I died? That can't be right. I've got too much to live for. Please send me back.”
St. Peter said, “I'm sorry. There's only one way you can go back. And that is by being reincarnated as a chicken.”
Harold wasn't thrilled, but he begged St. Peter to send him to a farm that was near his house. The next thing he knew, he was covered in feathers, clucking and pecking at the ground.
A rooster stride past "'Ha! So you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'" “Not bad,” replied Harold the hen. "'But I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm going to explode.” - “That's an egg,” explained the rooster. Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before.” - “Never,” said Harold. “Well, just relax and let it happen, said the rooster. “Its not a big deal.”
Harold did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg.
Harold was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg. All his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell, “Harold, wake up! You 💩 the bed.”
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I really can't hold my laughter at this too! LOL! 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Actress Lee Hyun-jung, who looks like a good old lady in her 40s,
Oh Nami, who is like a deadly tv star mover,
and actress Kim Min-kyoung, also known as General, are becoming gag codes, especially because of her weight.
Myung Hoon, Myung Hoon, Myung Hoon (명훈아 명훈아 명훈아)
Jung Myung Hoon (정명훈), Kim Minkyoung (김민경),
Lee Hyun-jeong (이현정), Oh Na-mi (오나미)
Theme: Siboney // Connie Francis
The basic plot is a conversation between three female friends (Minkyoung, Hyun Jeong, Nami) who call themselves fatal and one male friend (Myung Hoon) who does not accept them because they are unfavorable, let alone attractive. 😄😄😄
It's actually one of those funny jokes!
Cc: @Diamond_Lim, @SApple2, @janicka1967
It doesn't allow me to respond back to your reply anymore @Haechan_17 so the limit is 4.
Incidentally, actor Ham Hyo-Ju, who played the role of her mother, passed away.
Oh no…she's still young. 😔
Haha! It's true! 🤣🤣🤣
@Haechan_17 So the daughter is almost the same age as her parents. 😂 Does Anna deserved to be scolded? The three are like playmates. 🤣
In your culture, can you drop the honorifics if you're that close in age?
@SApple2, The actors in this role are almost the same age. Born in 1982, 84 and 86. 😊 So, Yes!
☺️
Common or typical 😁
Yes Henry 😁 The funny thing is, he's not even Korean. The princess of Hungary will have a shock of her life.
It is way 😁
@Haechan_17 Aren't those three similar in ages? 😄
To my lovely @nekocat 😘Happy New Year my darling 😽💞with all my love 💖
It's funny how Anna gets scolded by her mom Stellar for insulting her dad Mike.
He saw her sleeping with his mom... (엄마 자고 있는 거 보고……) 😁
The best thing to do is to sleep (제일 잘하는 게 자뻐져 자는 거라고) 😂
He've never seen an ugly wife before when it's time to go to bed (잘 때도 못생긴 여잔 처음 봤다고) 🤣🤣
Even dogs and pigs in the countryside don't live like that (시골에 있는 개, 돼지들도 저렇게는 안 산다고) 🤣🤣🤣
A child Anna who gets in trouble like this but says what she has to say as if she's telling her mommy about his dad...
Fall in Comedy, Vroom Vroom (Original Title: 사랑은 붕붕붕)
Hawang Je Sung (Mike), Ham Hyoju (Stellar), Park Hyeon Jeong (Anna)
Enjoy the comical situations and pleasant family talk in the car! 😁
Wow, it's Henry!!!!!! 🤩
He speaks English to the woman very well! 👍😊
And... Love is the most important in the relationship and also reality?! No way! ❤️❤️😆😆😆
"Of course love is the most important" 😅 King Henry 😂
Yeah! That's it! 😄
When we listen to Myeong Hoon Chun tries speaking Chinese words and Cantonese words, he really mispronounced Chinese and also... Cantonese! It's making us really so laughable! LOL! 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, that's it! 😁
A Korean singer pronounced it strangely and it became a big laugh. 🤣
The meaning is Do you have a meal? 🍚😊
🇨🇳 Chinese Language 🇨🇳 : 你吃饭了吗？🍚😊 (Nǐ Chī Fàn Le Ma？🍚😊)
🇭🇰 Cantonese Language 🇭🇰 : 你食咗飯未 ？🍚😊 (Nei5 Sik6 Zo2 Faan6 Mei6？🍚😊)
Myeong Hoon Chun who've really mispronounced Chinese and also... Cantonese! It's making me really so laughable! LOL! 🤣🤣🤣
Myeong Hoon Chun who mispronounced Chinese (And Cantonese too)!
Chinese has a tonal tone, so even if it's a correct expression in writing, mispronouncing it can cause misunderstanding............... 😅😅😅😅😅
Who knew it was going to be a real scene of laughter? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Diamond_Lim, @SApple2, @janicka1967
Oh Yes! We hope your health will gets fully recovered and your health will lives longer in your life, also you, your sweetness family and friends have a very happy, wonderful, prosperous and good healthy new year 2026! My dear sweet friend : @Amoonmoon 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣❤️😊🤗
Wow! So... Sweet~! My dear sweet and kind friend : @SApple2 💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰
Thank you My friend ❤️
That is kind of you
Nice fireworks! ☺️ Looks like it's part of the building…a beautiful butterfly. 😁
친구야, 새해 복 많이 받고 번창하길 바라!
chinguya, saehae bog manh-i badgo beonchanghagil bala!
You're very welcome and thank you my friend. 🤗😍
Happy New Year! 😍🤗 Hope you had a joyous Christmas and New Year celebration with your love ones!
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Thank you so much @DieOmimi 🤗😘 Same to you. I wish you good health, love and prosperity!
Wow that fireworks look so bright! 😮
You're very welcome my sweet and kind friend @Diamond_Lim 🤗😍
Thank you my friend @SabrinaM 🤗😘
I wish a joyous and prosperous year full of love and laughter. 😁
Happy New Year 2026! 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄
** 🇲🇾 Malay Language 🇲🇾 - Selamat Tahun Baru 2026 [2026 - Dua Kosong Dua Enam]! 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄 **
** 🇨🇳 Chinese Language 🇨🇳 - 新年快乐2026！[Xīn Nián Kuài Lè Èr Líng Èr Liù] 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄 **
I am a Chinese Malaysian from Malaysia. 🇲🇾😄
💎🎆 Diamond Lim 🎆💎
Wow! That was really so... beautiful fireworks in Seoul! @Haechan_17 🎆🎇😲
Happy New Year 2026 to you, your sweetness parents and friends too! 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄
Thank you my dear friend! @Amoonmoon 🤗😘 All is well. ☺️
My prayer is for you to recover fully by the grace of God and live a healthy long fulfilling life! 🙏❤️
Hang in there my friend, one step at a time. 🙂
The image of the New Year at Lotte World Tower in Jamsil, Seoul........ There, fireworks exploded, in celebration of the New Year! I watched it live on TV............
Happy New Year, players! (플레이어 여러분들, 새해 복 많이 받으세요! / Player Yeoreobundeul, SaeHae Bok Mani Badeu Seyo!) 😁
Sweet! Thank you for sending us have a wonderful New Year 2026 wishes! My dear sweet friend : @steventseng 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣💖😄🤗
We hope you, your sweetness family and friends have a wonderful New Year 2026 too! @steventseng 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄
Thank you for your well wishes, and I hope you have a wonderful New Year holiday.
Good morning Lim 🌻
Thank you ❤️
Happy New Year 2026 to you, your sweetness family and friends too! My dear sweet friend : @Amoonmoon 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄
Happy New Year 2026 to you, your sweetness family and friends too! @Princess_Jessica 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄
Hello my friend, I hope you are well ❤️
Happy New years 🎉
Happy New Year's everyone 🥳 🎇
Sweet! You're always welcome again! My dear sweet friend : @janicka1967 👍💖😄🤗
Thank you 😊 🍾🥂🌹❤️
I wish you all a Happy New Year, above all good health.
It is the middle of the night and the fireworks 🎆 light up the surroundings
Sweet! Thank you for sending us Happy New Year 2026 wishes! My dear sweet friend : @EnergizerBunny 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣👍💖😄🤗
Happy New Year 2026 to you, your sweetness family and friends too! @EnergizerBunny 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄
Thank you @SApple2
I too hope you had a wonderful Christmas and I wish for you a prosperous New Year with endless happiness, great health, and success for you and your family. 😊
Sweet! Thank you for sending us have a very happy and prosperous New Year 2026 wishes! My dear sweet friend : @SApple2 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣💖😄🤗
We hope you, your sweetness family and friends have a very happy and prosperous New Year 2026 too! @SApple2 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄
Sweet! You're always welcome and Welcome back again! My dear sweet friend : @SApple2 👍💖🙌😄
Also thank you for sending me and my sweetness family have a very happy and prosperous New Year 2026 wishes! 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣💖😄🤗
Happy New Year dear SApple2 🎆🥂🍾
Happy New Year dear EnergizerBunny 🍾🥂🎆
I hope you had a beautiful Christmas my friend! @EnergizerBunny🤗😘
May this new year brings you and your love ones joy, contentment, harmony and good health throughout!
Happy New Year My Friends
@SApple2
@diamond _Lim @haechan _17 @janicka1967 @Amoonmoon @bearwithme @Racoon7 @MollyS @simplyP @DieOmimi @MountainMom @Princess _Jessica @MiladyR @SabrinaM @steventseng
Thank you so much @Diamond_Lim 🤗
May you and your family have a very happy and prosperous New Year!🙂
Same to you @Haechan_17 and @janicka1967 🤗
Happy New Year dear friends! 😍🍹💖🎆❄️🎇
@Diamond_Lim @Haechan_17 @janicka1967 @Amoonmoon @bearwithme @Racoon7@MollyS @simplyP @DieOmimi @MountainMom @EnergizerBunny @Princess_Jessica @MiladyR @SabrinaM @steventseng
Sweet! Thank you for sending me and my sweetness family have a happy new year 2026 wishes! @janicka1967 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣💖😄🤗
hello Diamond_Lim 🥂 welcome to the new year 2026❤️ may you prosper and may every wish come true this year🍀✨🍾
Hello there and Happy New Year! @Haechan_17, @SApple2, @janicka1967 and Everyone! 👋🎆😄
Oh Yeah! The next new year has been began now! 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣🙌😄
It's time to say goodbye for 2025 and hello to 2026 now! 🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣👋😄
We hope this new year will makes and stays us more happiness, more safe, more freedom, greater healthy, less stress and better personal life than last year! 🙏❤️😌😄🤗
Happy January, Happy Winter Season and Happy New Year 2026 to All of You! @Haechan_17, @SApple2, @janicka1967 and Everyone! ❄️🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣😄
💎❄️🎆 Diamond Lim 🎆❄️💎
@Haechan_17
What? The remaining 1% of blood protein in extending life undiscovered for 20 years has now been found? 🤔 Yeah…sure..😄
US and Canada power outages increase populations? 😂
According to British psychologist I will live 8 years longer. 😁
Soju drinker recovered from heart disease but is now an alcoholic. 😂
LOL! 🤣🤣🤣
Around 9 PM News: The news is set in KBS News Studio, a famous Korean terrestrial broadcaster, and the content was intended to show that it was not as good as news! 😜
It's similar to regular news, but it's either ridiculous or unexpected, which made viewers laugh at the time! It's silly! 😏
If you listen to the content, it's similar to when we actually watch news broadcasts, but toward the end, it's far from everyday life, and it made viewers laugh with ridiculous words and situations.
@SApple2, @Diamond_Lim
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