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A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen," he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down, because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -- I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says... "Where's my toast?
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny.. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
@Racoon7 @SApple2 @MollyS @Diamond_Lim @BQN537 @Haechan_17 @steventseng @me6412
He went to the store and asked for a hen. The store owner said "Sure! They're called pullets around here." The man also asked for a goose. The owner said "Sure, but we call those peckers here!" Lastly, the man asked for a donkey. The owner said "They're called asses around here. I'll sell you mine,ย but you have to scratch it behind its ears If it stops walking." Along a crowded street, the man carried his two birds and rode his donkey back to his farm. Suddenly, the donkey stopped walking. In desperation, the man yelled out "Will somebody grab my pecker and pullet while I scratch my ass!"
@SApple2 @rebelchild @MollyS
Oh you meantโฆ
If you have innate, genuine talent or capability, you do not need to rely on external status symbols (like luxury cars) to gain success or admiration. ๐๐ Got it.
Welcome to this neck of the woods @LoFiGummy โบ๏ธ
I think lots of kids even here learned some of the English words watching tv shows and playing video games. Wow at 5 years old. ๐ฎ Did I even know how to read at that age??? ๐ค๐
I assume you have watched lots of Korean shows so you must be proficient in Korean language then? ๐
๐คฃ @Racoon7 funnyโฆ.
I say that a lot !!! ๐๐
A horse and a chick go for a walk. The horse gets stuck in the mud and yells to the chick to help me Iโm stuck. The chick runs back to the farm to get the farmer but the farmer has gone to town with the tractor. So the chick sees the new BWM and grabs a rope and jumps into the BMW and drives to theย mud hole and throws a rope over the horses neck and drags him out of the mud hole and saves his life. A week later, they are going for a walk in the woods and the chick falls in a small mud hole and says help horsey help Iโm sinking and Iโm going to die! The horse says donโt worry good buddy Iโll save you! He walks over and stands over the chick and told him to grab his member. The chick hangs on tight and the horse takes a few steps and the chick pops out of the mud! The moral of the story is, if you are hung like a horse you donโt need a BMW to pick up chicks
@SApple2 @MollyS @rebelchild @BQN537
He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display like he'd heard about others doing. It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight. The entire fence was covered in lights! Fence post after fence post, crossbeam after crossbeam, the most dazzling, amazing collection of lights they'd ever seen! The driver immediately called his friends and family and told them to get out to the old country road and within hours, the traffic was backed up for a mile. At the end of the display, he had a couple of farmhands waiting with donation buckets and sure enough, he raked in several hundred dollars that night. This went on for weeks only getting more and more popular and even despite the high electricity bill, he turned quite a profit on the display. And so it went for the next few years. His light displays got more and more elaborate. They synced to music. They twinkled in time to the passing cars. There were LEDs and lasers, inflatable reindeer and glowing manger scenes, and everything in between. He started to notice, however, that the number of cars began to dwindle each night. Whereas folks used to come from counties around to see the fence, the numbers grew smaller and smaller each night. At the end of the season, he'd seen maybe a tenth of the cars. The months passed and November crept up again. The farmer headed down to the feed and hardware shop to gather a few necessary supplies for the display and couldn't help but overhear a couple of the customers talking. "Yeah, it just ain't what it used to be. I mean, don't get me wrong, it were pretty and all when he got it started, but something 'bout it nowadays just ain't fresh." "I know. I wish he'd do something different. Something original. Everybody's got them Christmas lights now." This incensed the farmer. He spent hundreds of hours every season making something amazing for the world to see and they were treating it like so much manure from his barn. He would show them. He raced back to his farm and he ripped out every single light from post after post. He tore out the inflatable Santa and knocked down the wise men. And when he was done, he meticulously strung the exact same red and green lights on every square foot of that fence. "I'll show them. They think they can take me foregranted, we'll see how they like this boring mess." The first night of the display, the visitors (small in number as they may have been), were astonished. Their phones lit up with dials to their friends and neighbors. Soon enough, the line of cars stretched back miles and miles, longer than it ever had in the heyday of the display. The farmer shook his head while his farmhands stood agape at the traffic. "I don't believe it! How could this be so popular?" the lead farmhand asked the farmer. "It's simple. Everybody says they want to see something original but what really gets them going is the same old post over and over again."
Haha! This story is really so funny and laughable! It's really making us laugh out loud and can't stop laughing at this funny story! ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
First one is so true though, I actually learned English originally from games ๐ I sat with a English to Swedish dictionary in my lap as a 5 year old playing Final Fantasy on the Playstation 1.
Harold, the hen
Harold got real drunk at the Christmas party, and Uberโd home. He snuck in beside his wife.
He woke up early at the pearly gates and St. Peter said, โyou died in your sleep.โ
Harold was stunned. โI died? That can't be right. I've got too much to live for. Please send me back.โ
St. Peter said, โI'm sorry. There's only one way you can go back. And that is by being reincarnated as a chicken.โ
Harold wasn't thrilled, but he begged St. Peter to send him to a farm that was near his house. The next thing he knew, he was covered in feathers, clucking and pecking at the ground.
A rooster stride past "'Ha! So you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'" โNot bad,โ replied Harold the hen. "'But I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm going to explode.โ - โThat's an egg,โ explained the rooster. Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before.โ - โNever,โ said Harold. โWell, just relax and let it happen, said the rooster. โIts not a big deal.โ
Harold did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg.
Harold was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg. All his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell, โHarold, wake up! You ๐ฉ the bed.โ
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I really can't hold my laughter at this too! LOL! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Actress Lee Hyun-jung, who looks like a good old lady in her 40s,
Oh Nami, who is like a deadly tv star mover,
and actress Kim Min-kyoung, also known as General, are becoming gag codes, especially because of her weight.
Myung Hoon, Myung Hoon, Myung Hoon (๋ช ํ์ ๋ช ํ์ ๋ช ํ์)
Jung Myung Hoon (์ ๋ช ํ), Kim Minkyoung (๊น๋ฏผ๊ฒฝ),
Lee Hyun-jeong (์ดํ์ ), Oh Na-mi (์ค๋๋ฏธ)
Theme: Siboney // Connie Francis
The basic plot is a conversation between three female friends (Minkyoung, Hyun Jeong, Nami) who call themselves fatal and one male friend (Myung Hoon) who does not accept them because they are unfavorable, let alone attractive. ๐๐๐
It's actually one of those funny jokes!
Cc:ย @Diamond_Lim,ย @SApple2,ย @janicka1967
It doesn't allow me to respond back to your reply anymore @Haechan_17 so the limit is 4.
Incidentally, actor Ham Hyo-Ju, who played the role of her mother, passed away.
Oh noโฆshe's still young. ๐
Haha! It's true! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@Haechan_17 So the daughter is almost the same age as her parents. ๐ Does Anna deserved to be scolded? The three are like playmates. ๐คฃ
In your culture, can you drop the honorifics if you're that close in age?
@SApple2, The actors in this role are almost the same age. Born in 1982, 84 and 86. ๐ So, Yes!
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Common or typical ๐
Yes Henry ๐ The funny thing is, he's not even Korean. The princess of Hungary will have a shock of her life.
It is way ๐
@Haechan_17 Aren't those three similar in ages? ๐
To my lovely @nekocat ๐Happy New Year my darling ๐ฝ๐with all my love ๐
It's funny how Anna gets scolded by her mom Stellar for insulting her dad Mike.
He saw her sleeping with his mom... (์๋ง ์๊ณ ์๋ ๊ฑฐ ๋ณด๊ณ โฆโฆ) ๐
The best thing to do is to sleep (์ ์ผ ์ํ๋ ๊ฒ ์๋ป์ ธ ์๋ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๊ณ ) ๐
He've never seen an ugly wife before when it's time to go to bed (์ ๋๋ ๋ชป์๊ธด ์ฌ์ ์ฒ์ ๋ดค๋ค๊ณ ) ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Even dogs and pigs in the countryside don't live like that (์๊ณจ์ ์๋ ๊ฐ, ๋ผ์ง๋ค๋ ์ ๋ ๊ฒ๋ ์ ์ฐ๋ค๊ณ ) ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
A child Anna who gets in trouble like this but says what she has to say as if she's telling her mommy about his dad...
Fall in Comedy, Vroom Vroom (Original Title: ์ฌ๋์ ๋ถ๋ถ๋ถ)
Hawang Je Sung (Mike), Ham Hyoju (Stellar), Park Hyeon Jeong (Anna)
Enjoy the comical situations and pleasant family talk in the car! ๐
Cc: @Diamond_Lim,ย @SApple2,ย @janicka1967
Wow, it's Henry!!!!!! ๐คฉ
He speaks English to the woman very well! ๐๐
And... Love is the most important in the relationship and also reality?! No way! โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐
"Of course love is the most important" ๐ King Henry ๐
Yeah! That's it! ๐
When we listen to Myeong Hoon Chun tries speaking Chinese words and Cantonese words, he really mispronounced Chinese and also... Cantonese! It's making us really so laughable! LOL! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Yes, that's it! ๐
A Korean singer pronounced it strangely and it became a big laugh. ๐คฃ
The meaning is Do you have a meal? ๐๐
๐จ๐ณ Chinese Language ๐จ๐ณ : ไฝ ๅ้ฅญไบๅ๏ผ๐๐ (Nว Chฤซ Fร n Le Ma๏ผ๐๐)
๐ญ๐ฐ Cantonese Language ๐ญ๐ฐ : ไฝ ้ฃๅ้ฃฏๆช ๏ผ๐๐ (Nei5 Sik6 Zo2 Faan6 Mei6๏ผ๐๐)
Myeong Hoon Chun who've really mispronounced Chinese and also... Cantonese! It's making me really so laughable! LOL! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Myeong Hoon Chun who mispronounced Chinese (And Cantonese too)!
Chinese has a tonal tone, so even if it's a correct expression in writing, mispronouncing it can cause misunderstanding............... ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Who knew it was going to be a real scene of laughter? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@Diamond_Lim, @SApple2, @janicka1967
Nice fireworks! โบ๏ธ Looks like it's part of the buildingโฆa beautiful butterfly. ๐
์น๊ตฌ์ผ, ์ํด ๋ณต ๋ง์ด ๋ฐ๊ณ ๋ฒ์ฐฝํ๊ธธ ๋ฐ๋ผ!
chinguya, saehae bog manh-i badgo beonchanghagil bala!
You're very welcome and thank you my friend. ๐ค๐
Happy New Year! ๐๐ค Hope you had a joyous Christmas and New Year celebration with your love ones!
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Thank you so much @DieOmimi ๐ค๐ Same to you. I wish you good health, love and prosperity!
Wow that fireworks look so bright! ๐ฎ
Happy New Year 2026! ๐2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐
** ๐ฒ๐พ Malay Language ๐ฒ๐พ - Selamat Tahun Baru 2026 [2026 - Dua Kosong Dua Enam]! ๐2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐ **
** ๐จ๐ณ Chinese Language ๐จ๐ณ - ๆฐๅนดๅฟซไน2026๏ผ[Xฤซn Niรกn Kuร i Lรจ รr Lรญng รr Liรน] ๐2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐ **
I am aย Chinese Malaysianย fromย Malaysia. ๐ฒ๐พ๐
๐๐ Diamond Lim ๐๐
Wow! That was really so... beautiful fireworks in Seoul! @Haechan_17 ๐๐๐ฒ
Happy New Year 2026 to you, your sweetness parents and friends too! ๐2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐
The image of the New Year at Lotte World Tower in Jamsil, Seoul........ There, fireworks exploded, in celebration of the New Year! I watched it live on TV............
Happy New Year, players! (ํ๋ ์ด์ด ์ฌ๋ฌ๋ถ๋ค, ์ํด ๋ณต ๋ง์ด ๋ฐ์ผ์ธ์! / Player Yeoreobundeul, SaeHae Bok Mani Badeu Seyo!) ๐
Sweet! Thank you for sending us have a wonderful New Year 2026 wishes! My dear sweet friend : @steventseng ๐2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐๐๐ค
We hope you, your sweetness family and friends have a wonderful New Year 2026 too! @steventseng ๐2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐
Thank you for your well wishes, and I hope you have a wonderful New Year holiday.
Happy New Year 2026 to you, your sweetness family and friends too! @Princess_Jessica ๐2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐
Happy New Year's everyone ๐ฅณ ๐
I wish you all a Happy New Year, above all good health.
It is the middle of the night and the fireworks ๐ light up the surroundings
Our cozy January tradition is back! In January, after all of the winter festivities, the Farm takes a deep breath, stretches, and welcomes a month of calm, warmth, and feel-good fun. Wellness Season has become our annual way to start the year together so grab your favorite blanket, relax, and enjoy the rewards waiting forโฆ
๐ฅ Current ongoing or known issues! ๐ฅ For any ongoing issues, please check the Support section of Farm and look for announcements as we'll update everything live as we fix things! ๐จ Check the Help Center first! It's always up to date and available in 22 languages. Click here to go to the Help Center! ๐ ๐ How to fix commonโฆ
Welcome to the list of ideas that have already been submitted for Farm Heroes Saga! ๐ค READ before submitting an idea! ๐กย Be very clear with your title and explaining what your idea is. You might not be getting the votes because the players are not understanding what you are suggesting. If your idea has already beenโฆ
Hey everyone, I thought it could be nice if we had a chit-chat thread where we can turn to if we wanted to just talk casually with other Farmers here in the community. We're not limited to only Farm talk, but lets just make sure to keep it within the House Rules Not really more complicated than that ๐ I guess to startโฆ
i cant claim my free gifts in the game
Iam complete ๐๏ธ 50 To Candy ๐ฌ solitaire saga ๐
Yes, you heard it right, Level 7000 is here! Another incredible milestone in Farm has sprouted, and itโs all thanks to YOU! ๐ ๐ Have you passed Level 7000? Letโs celebrate this epic achievement together! ๐ฅณ To get the party started, claim your exclusive Level 7000 badge! ๐ How to Claim Your Badge: ๐ธ Post a screenshot ofโฆ
Los anuncios de temu, se han vuelto muy chocantes cada que me da movimientos Extras dentro de un nivel me devuelve al principio y pierdo todo el avance del nivel si esto sigue asรญ dejarรฉ el juego
