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Thank you for providing the video and script @Haechan_17 . It looks like a funny show! In USA we have a comedy show serries called Saturday Night Live that is on every week. We also watched a comedy show from London England called Mony Python's Flying Circus, and we watched a Canadian comedy series called Second City Television. They were all hilarious
Oh, sorry........ I've re-posted the full version! 3 episodes are coming out in a row.
Cc: @Diamond_Lim, @SApple2, @janicka1967, @rebelchild, @Racoon7, @MollyS
Fourย true friends from a local church joined together on Saturdays at a local farm during deer season.ย There was the farmer who provided the land, a doctor who was skilled at cutting up the meat, a lawyer who provided the hunting buggy, and the preacher who always had a story to share.
One Saturday, the group had hunted together all day with no luck.ย When they got back to the hunting buggy they saw a magnificent buck emerge from the woods.ย He was huge! This was a mature, 12-point buck.ย They all raised their rifles and fired at the same time.ย The deer went down.ย An argument immediately ensued as to whoa fired the shot that actually killed the buck.
About that time, the local game warden drove up, who knew the foursome well.ย He said he had heard them arguing and asked what it was about.ย They told him it was about who had actually shot the buck.ย After checking all their licenses to make sure they were hunting legally, he said he would go look and see who shot the buck.ย They asked him how he was going to find out.ย He told them to just wait at the vehicle.
When the game warden returned, he congratulated the preacher on his fine kill.ย The other three began arguing again.ย ย โHow do you know that for sure?โย they said.ย The game warden replied,โIf the lawyer had killed it, he would have shot it in the rump.ย If the doctor had killed it, he would have shot straight through the heart.ย If the farmer had killed it, the shot would have been through the neck to save the best meat.ย But there was no doubt, however, that the preacher was the one who shot it, because the bullet went in one ear and out the other
@Haechan_17 I can't play the video
What do you get when you mix an angry sheep with an upset cow?
A farm animal in a real baaaaaad moooooood. ๐
Farmer Dave went over his buddy Dan's place one day and didn't see him out in the fields. So he looked around and eventually found him in the barn, with some R&B playing and a candlelight dinner set out by the John Deer.
Dave asked Dan what he was doing and Dan said, "Well to be honest my marrage is on the rocks a bit. We've gone to couple's therapy and the Doc said I'm not putting in enough effort and I need to do something sexy to a tractor."
These Farm stories are wild ๐คฃ I don't know where you all keep finding them
Script)
1: Beauty likes pomegranโฆ..ateโฆ. (๋ฏธ๋ ๋ ์๋ฅ๋ฅผ ์ข์โฆ..ํดโฆโฆ) [This isn't an NG, why did she do that? Because she's becoming a gag code to people because of her appearance! ๐]
2: I'm Iranian! (๋! ์ด๋ ์ฌ๋์ด์ผ!) [The original song is the lyrics of DJ DOC's "This is who it is! (์ด๋ฐ ์ฌ๋์ด์ผ)" and it was a pun to call it Iranian.] [์ด๋ฐ (Ireon) โ ์ด๋ (Iran) ๐]
3: Tinkerbell! ๐ Tinkerbell! ๐ Tinkerbell! ๐ Tinkerbell!!! (ํ ์ปค๋ฒจ~ ํ ์ปค๋ฒจ~ ํ ์ปค๋ฒจ? ํ ์ปค๋ฒจ!) ๐คฃ [It's because the cast came out dressed as Peter Pan and called Tinkerbell three times while clapping his hands, but it turned out that he clapped his hands and killed Tinkerbell ๐]
4:The 3rd player, Lee Sung Dong (3๋ฒ ํ์, ์ด์ฑ๋) [But the concept of "batter (ํ์)" became concpet of getting on the bus number 03 ๐]
๐คฃ 5: M1: Excuse me, sir. There is a bug in the food!
M2: (Peter Pan (Lee Se-jin) appears earlier) Tinker Bell!!!
(์ฌ์ฅ๋! ์์์์ ๋ฒ๋ ๋์์ด์!ย
(์๊น ๋์จ ํผํฐํฌ(์ด์ธ์ง)์ด ๋ฑ์ฅํ๋ค) ํ ์ปค๋ฒจ!!!) [Because that rice soup has dead Tinkerbell in it........ โ ๏ธ]
6: Let's have fun while preparing for the band! Let's go! (They left the stage) [(๋ฐด๋ ์ค๋น๋ฅผ ํ๋ฉฐ) ์ ๋๊ฒ ๊ฐ๋ณผ๊น! ๊ฐ์!ย
(ํด์ฅํ๋ค)] [This is also a play of words!]
7: M: What's with my hair?
W: Oh, I'm sorry sir!
[(์ด์ฌ์ด์ด์ธ ๋จธ๋ฆฌ์ ์ด์ํ) ์ด์ผ~~~~์!ย
๋จธ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ ์ด๊ฒ ๋ญ์์?!
ย ์ผ์, ์๋! ์ฃ์กํฉ๋๋ค!] [I thought it was a hero cartoon, but it turned out that it was a relationship between a customer who didn't like his hairstyle and a clerk who apologized, right? ๐]
8: Kyunwoo! I can't help it eith...erโฆ.. [๊ฒฌ์ฐ์ผ~~! ๋๋ ์ด์ฉ ์ ์๋~! ์ฌ์...] [Once you've understood it, you'll catch it quickly! Because this cast needs to know that they're becoming gag codes because of their appearance! ๐คฃ] [The curtain closed while imitating the movie lines]
9: (I thought he put a soccer ball on his head, but actually he put it on.)
[(์ถ๊ตฌ๊ณต์ ๋จธ๋ฆฌ์ ์น์ ์ค ์์๋๋ฐย ๋ถ์ธ ๊ฑฐ์๋ค.)] [This was a little bit... the level is too weak... ๐]
๐คฃ 10: [Snow White and Witch] Snow White... I got my nails done! [(๋ฐฑ์ค๊ณต์ฃผ์ ๋ง๋ ) ๋ฐฑ์ค๊ณต์ฃผ์ผ~... ๋ ๋ค์ผ์ํธ ํ๋ค!] [In the fairy tale Snow White, the witch was originally trying to give Snow White a poisoned apple, right? But it turned out that the witch completely broke her innocence by bragging about her nail art! ๐คฃ]
11: Nationwide! Slave Show! (Three slaves dressed up appeared) [์ ๊ตญ ~! ๋ ธ์์๋! (๋ ธ๋น ๋ถ์ฅ์ 3๋ช ์ด ๋ฑ์ฅํ๋ค)] [This is because the song changed slightly from KBS's program 'National Singing Contest' to slaves!] [๋ ธ๋ (song) VS ๋ ธ์ (Slave) ๐]
๐คฃ 12: Ahhhhhhhh! The clothes are small! [์ผ์์์์์!ย ์ท์ด ์์!] [Of course, the clothes are small because fat people wear them! Oh no! ๐คฃ]
Say anything challenge (Original: ์๋ฌด๋ง ๋์์น)
It was a segment that made people laugh because of its entertainment and unexpected situations! I've lived a long life for a year and a half. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I'll give you a script!
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A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen," he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down, because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -- I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says... "Where's my toast?
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny.. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
@Racoon7 @SApple2 @MollyS @Diamond_Lim @BQN537 @Haechan_17 @steventseng @me6412
He went to the store and asked for a hen. The store owner said "Sure! They're called pullets around here." The man also asked for a goose. The owner said "Sure, but we call those peckers here!" Lastly, the man asked for a donkey. The owner said "They're called asses around here. I'll sell you mine,ย but you have to scratch it behind its ears If it stops walking." Along a crowded street, the man carried his two birds and rode his donkey back to his farm. Suddenly, the donkey stopped walking. In desperation, the man yelled out "Will somebody grab my pecker and pullet while I scratch my ass!"
@SApple2 @rebelchild @MollyS
Oh you meantโฆ
If you have innate, genuine talent or capability, you do not need to rely on external status symbols (like luxury cars) to gain success or admiration. ๐๐ Got it.
Welcome to this neck of the woods @LoFiGummy โบ๏ธ
I think lots of kids even here learned some of the English words watching tv shows and playing video games. Wow at 5 years old. ๐ฎ Did I even know how to read at that age??? ๐ค๐
I assume you have watched lots of Korean shows so you must be proficient in Korean language then? ๐
๐คฃ @Racoon7 funnyโฆ.
I say that a lot !!! ๐๐
A horse and a chick go for a walk. The horse gets stuck in the mud and yells to the chick to help me Iโm stuck. The chick runs back to the farm to get the farmer but the farmer has gone to town with the tractor. So the chick sees the new BWM and grabs a rope and jumps into the BMW and drives to theย mud hole and throws a rope over the horses neck and drags him out of the mud hole and saves his life. A week later, they are going for a walk in the woods and the chick falls in a small mud hole and says help horsey help Iโm sinking and Iโm going to die! The horse says donโt worry good buddy Iโll save you! He walks over and stands over the chick and told him to grab his member. The chick hangs on tight and the horse takes a few steps and the chick pops out of the mud! The moral of the story is, if you are hung like a horse you donโt need a BMW to pick up chicks
@SApple2 @MollyS @rebelchild @BQN537
He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display like he'd heard about others doing. It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight. The entire fence was covered in lights! Fence post after fence post, crossbeam after crossbeam, the most dazzling, amazing collection of lights they'd ever seen! The driver immediately called his friends and family and told them to get out to the old country road and within hours, the traffic was backed up for a mile. At the end of the display, he had a couple of farmhands waiting with donation buckets and sure enough, he raked in several hundred dollars that night. This went on for weeks only getting more and more popular and even despite the high electricity bill, he turned quite a profit on the display. And so it went for the next few years. His light displays got more and more elaborate. They synced to music. They twinkled in time to the passing cars. There were LEDs and lasers, inflatable reindeer and glowing manger scenes, and everything in between. He started to notice, however, that the number of cars began to dwindle each night. Whereas folks used to come from counties around to see the fence, the numbers grew smaller and smaller each night. At the end of the season, he'd seen maybe a tenth of the cars. The months passed and November crept up again. The farmer headed down to the feed and hardware shop to gather a few necessary supplies for the display and couldn't help but overhear a couple of the customers talking. "Yeah, it just ain't what it used to be. I mean, don't get me wrong, it were pretty and all when he got it started, but something 'bout it nowadays just ain't fresh." "I know. I wish he'd do something different. Something original. Everybody's got them Christmas lights now." This incensed the farmer. He spent hundreds of hours every season making something amazing for the world to see and they were treating it like so much manure from his barn. He would show them. He raced back to his farm and he ripped out every single light from post after post. He tore out the inflatable Santa and knocked down the wise men. And when he was done, he meticulously strung the exact same red and green lights on every square foot of that fence. "I'll show them. They think they can take me foregranted, we'll see how they like this boring mess." The first night of the display, the visitors (small in number as they may have been), were astonished. Their phones lit up with dials to their friends and neighbors. Soon enough, the line of cars stretched back miles and miles, longer than it ever had in the heyday of the display. The farmer shook his head while his farmhands stood agape at the traffic. "I don't believe it! How could this be so popular?" the lead farmhand asked the farmer. "It's simple. Everybody says they want to see something original but what really gets them going is the same old post over and over again."
Haha! This story is really so funny and laughable! It's really making us laugh out loud and can't stop laughing at this funny story! ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
First one is so true though, I actually learned English originally from games ๐ I sat with a English to Swedish dictionary in my lap as a 5 year old playing Final Fantasy on the Playstation 1.
Harold, the hen
Harold got real drunk at the Christmas party, and Uberโd home. He snuck in beside his wife.
He woke up early at the pearly gates and St. Peter said, โyou died in your sleep.โ
Harold was stunned. โI died? That can't be right. I've got too much to live for. Please send me back.โ
St. Peter said, โI'm sorry. There's only one way you can go back. And that is by being reincarnated as a chicken.โ
Harold wasn't thrilled, but he begged St. Peter to send him to a farm that was near his house. The next thing he knew, he was covered in feathers, clucking and pecking at the ground.
A rooster stride past "'Ha! So you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'" โNot bad,โ replied Harold the hen. "'But I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm going to explode.โ - โThat's an egg,โ explained the rooster. Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before.โ - โNever,โ said Harold. โWell, just relax and let it happen, said the rooster. โIts not a big deal.โ
Harold did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg.
Harold was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg. All his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell, โHarold, wake up! You ๐ฉ the bed.โ
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I really can't hold my laughter at this too! LOL! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Actress Lee Hyun-jung, who looks like a good old lady in her 40s,
Oh Nami, who is like a deadly tv star mover,
and actress Kim Min-kyoung, also known as General, are becoming gag codes, especially because of her weight.
Myung Hoon, Myung Hoon, Myung Hoon (๋ช ํ์ ๋ช ํ์ ๋ช ํ์)
Jung Myung Hoon (์ ๋ช ํ), Kim Minkyoung (๊น๋ฏผ๊ฒฝ),
Lee Hyun-jeong (์ดํ์ ), Oh Na-mi (์ค๋๋ฏธ)
Theme: Siboney // Connie Francis
The basic plot is a conversation between three female friends (Minkyoung, Hyun Jeong, Nami) who call themselves fatal and one male friend (Myung Hoon) who does not accept them because they are unfavorable, let alone attractive. ๐๐๐
It's actually one of those funny jokes!
Cc:ย @Diamond_Lim,ย @SApple2,ย @janicka1967
It doesn't allow me to respond back to your reply anymore @Haechan_17 so the limit is 4.
Incidentally, actor Ham Hyo-Ju, who played the role of her mother, passed away.
Oh noโฆshe's still young. ๐
Haha! It's true! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Common or typical ๐
To my lovely @nekocat ๐Happy New Year my darling ๐ฝ๐with all my love ๐
Our cozy January tradition is back! In January, after all of the winter festivities, the Farm takes a deep breath, stretches, and welcomes a month of calm, warmth, and feel-good fun. Wellness Season has become our annual way to start the year together so grab your favorite blanket, relax, and enjoy the rewards waiting forโฆ
๐ฅ Current ongoing or known issues! ๐ฅ For any ongoing issues, please check the Support section of Farm and look for announcements as we'll update everything live as we fix things! ๐จ Check the Help Center first! It's always up to date and available in 22 languages. Click here to go to the Help Center! ๐ ๐ How to fix commonโฆ
Welcome to the list of ideas that have already been submitted for Farm Heroes Saga! ๐ค READ before submitting an idea! ๐กย Be very clear with your title and explaining what your idea is. You might not be getting the votes because the players are not understanding what you are suggesting. If your idea has already beenโฆ
Hey everyone, I thought it could be nice if we had a chit-chat thread where we can turn to if we wanted to just talk casually with other Farmers here in the community. We're not limited to only Farm talk, but lets just make sure to keep it within the House Rules Not really more complicated than that ๐ I guess to startโฆ
Let's play a game of "I Wish" where one will wish of something then others try to fulfill that. No holds barred. Be creative but keep it clean and respectful to the rules of the community. โบ๏ธ For example: I wish to see a beautiful sunset in Maldives I wish to learn how to cook Paella I wish to hear any song of love I wishโฆ
The game always shows that my team has given me free lives, but they are NEVER in my inbox. In fact there is never anything in my inbox. I even tried clearing the app cache and storage and nothing.
My game was accidentally removed. I pulled the app up and noticed my score dropped a couple thousand points! Why?? That is not fair!! I was almost @ 4000. I lost over 2000 points
I ran into farmer's market this morning and now I don't have it anymore, I could get gold bars here and the side game is gone ๐ข๐ฅบ
