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A Man's Age, as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot
You are in the middle of a few projects at your home: putting in a new fence, painting the basement walls, putting in a new garden. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt and paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit -- shorts with the hole in the pocket, old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows-what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.
Right in the middle of these projects you realize you need to run to Home Depot for supplies.
Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20s: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because, you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout line.
And yes, you went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30s: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change your shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell.
The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
In your 40s: Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the pocket of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute is almost empty, so don't waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.
The hot young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird about thinking she's spicy.
In your 50s: Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat. Wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get mud in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat.
The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember -- the hat you have on is from Bubba's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms '
In your 60s: Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat any more. Hose the mud off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50s. You hope you have nothing hangs out the hole in your pocket.
The girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your glasses on, so you're not sure.
In your 70s: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has your prescriptions ready too. Don't even notice the mud on your shoes.
The young thing at the register stares at you and you realize something is hanging out of the hole in your pocket.
In your 80s: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again.. Now you remember you need to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal-Mart instead. You think you went to school with the old lady greeter.
You wander around trying to remember what you are looking for. Then you pass gas out loud and think someone called your name.
In your 90s & beyond: What's a home deep hoe? Something for my garden? Where am I? Who am I? Why am I reading this? Did I send it? Did you? Who passed gas?
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Yes! That's really so funny! LOL! 🐸🐸🐸🤣🤣🤣
You're beautiful just the way you are. Confidence with humility, trust and love yourself enough not to care. 😘
If you want to reduce their weights just surround them with oranges. 😂
Haha! It's true! 😜🤣
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They eat the semi digested poop to get all the nutrients. But they don't die from malnutrition. Its usually a sign of something wrong though if they aren't.
Mr Choo is a rabbit expert.
Wow~! That was really so shocking but… it's true! 😱😱😱
Laughter is the best medicine! Laughter makes us feel better! 😄😄😄😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
But if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine! 😁😁😁
Hi again! @janicka1967 👋😄
Haha! Me too as I can't stop laughing out loud at these funny stories, jokes, memes, videos and more here too! LOL! 😄😄😄😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
A Rabbit Dies If It Fails To Eat Its Own Feces 💩💩💩🐰
Actually, it was very shocking! 😱😱😱
That's true! I know rabbits eat carrots, but it was amazing that they also eat their own feces! Their feces are called phytonutrients, and they are full of nutrients, and if rabbits doesn't eat them, they will die of malnutrition later on.
Cc: @Diamond_Lim, @SApple2, @janicka1967, @rebelchild, @Racoon7, @MollyS
For your information, in the case of frogs, it was once surprising to the viewers that they would be hypnotized if you rubbed their stomachs gently with your hands, and there was something funny! 🤣🤣🤣
I usually upload what I didn't know about animals that were aired on KBS Sponge and what I wanted to share because it was funny on terrestrial broadcasts. Comedy house style? Should I say? 😊
hi where do you go for those jokes I can't stop laughing good fun 😂😂😂😉🌹
Hahahaha...! Mostly of the cats really hate these oranges (tangerines) and they really want to leave these oranges (tangerines)! LOL! 🍊🍊🍊😾😾😾🤣🤣🤣
How to educate gluttonous cats: One tangerine (Orange) 🍊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But you can't be mean to the cat just because it's hateful, right? 😁
Bouncing by to say Hi 🤣😜👋
Wow~! It's true! Let the rabbits (bunnies) are laying down, then the rabbits (bunnies) will feel more comfortable and they gonna to sleep very well! 🐇💤😴
The rabbits (bunnies) are laying down and sleeping very well, it's really so cute! I really love the rabbits (bunnies) so much forever! 🐇💖😍😄
But the cats, dogs and another pets really don't want laying down forever! When they are laying down, they will feel more uncomfortable and also so mad! 😩😡
Anyway... I see that cat really looks like Zzonnyami and also that dog is walking so funny on the bed! The frogs can lay down then they gonna to sleep very well too, it's same with the rabbits! Especially that frog is just waking up on the bed then it falls down from the bed then it continues sleeping again! It's really making me so laughable and I can't hold my laughter at this too! LOL! 🤣🤣🤣
Yes! That's correct! @Haechan_17 👍😄
To hypnotize a rabbit? The answer is to lay him down! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is this what you're doing to a cute bunny? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 😂
@SApple2 😊
The background is the Joseon Kingdom, because China, its neighbor, was the Qing Dynasty at the time. The flag above was actually the flag of the Qing Dynasty!
🤣 "Was there a plague in the Qing Dynasty?"
😂 "I think I'm going to die from you".
Oh My Goodness! We really still hate the flood during the summer season and also monsoon season! 😖😣
🤣We are like floods
Can't Let You Go: It was a segment that made me laugh by appealing to the same mind as a human being when I personified livestock and was on the verge of being eaten by someone!
The livestock here are duck (Oh Ki-hwan), rooster (Song Wang-ho), hen (Park So-ra), chick (Kim Hyun-ki), and pig (Song Young-gil). 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Racoon7 we really need a ROTFLMAO emotion button, because HAHA just doesn't cut it
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Lol Jo! @rebelchild
Bull yeah!😆
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Lol Traci! That's bull
A Rootless Tree: Princess of China's Qing Dynasty vs King of Choseon 😶😶😶
Is the king really allowed to do that? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Gorehabba festival, also known as the cow dung festival, is celebrated in
Gumatapura, India, where villagers joyfully throw cow dung at each other as part of a
unique ritual marking the end of Diwali.
Not taken here 😄
Well it is like Tumbleweed City ere in farm.
