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Q:Β If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have? A: Plenty of milk!
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Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? A: She got too jumpy!
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Q: What kind of math do owls like? A: Owlgebra
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My email password has been hacked. Thatβs the third time Iβve had to rename the cat.
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diet! I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, βI bet a donut wouldnβt have done this to me.β
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diet! Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate a pizza.
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Q: Where do birds go for coffee? A: To the NESTcafe
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Q: What do you call sad coffee? A:Β Despresso.
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If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
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Never lend money to a friend. Itβs dangerous. It could damage his memory.
