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A man decided to open a farm.

He went to the store and asked for a hen. The store owner said "Sure! They're called pullets around here." The man also asked for a goose. The owner said "Sure, but we call those peckers here!" Lastly, the man asked for a donkey. The owner said "They're called asses around here. I'll sell you mine, but you have to scratch it behind its ears If it stops walking."

Along a crowded street, the man carried his two birds and rode his donkey back to his farm. Suddenly, the donkey stopped walking. In desperation, the man yelled out "Will somebody grab my pecker and pullet while I scratch my ass!"

Oh you meant…

If you have innate, genuine talent or capability, you do not need to rely on external status symbols (like luxury cars) to gain success or admiration. 😁😉 Got it.