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Wow that's kinda daring π I get sunburned so easily I'd need 3 layers of sunlotion for that type of boat trip
Oh, did he catch corona or the flu? π€
Or is he simply lazy? π
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π€£π€£ @MollyS I wouldn't put it past my son! Seriously! No wonder all the older ladies love him so much when he is driving his tractor, gardening or doing tree work!
Thank you @LoFiGummy for sharing π€ This is very interesting and educational.
From a family of farmers where we are, this is the look! π€£ Always made me laugh to see my dad when we took the boat out fishing in his swim trunks. They always wear jeans or trousers when working.
Me looking out the window at the snow with -9 celsiusβ¦ not relatable right now π
where are the Australian farmers at!? π
Maybe this will be a new thing for Farmers? π€£π
Huh, this is like dogs! Whenever you tease them with candies they drool so much π€ͺ
Lol this actually reminds me, in Sweden and Swedish we have a word for this called "Farmers Tan" which is "BondbrΓ€nna". However, its more being tanned in:
π because when you wear a π§’ cap, π t-shirt and π©³ shorts as a farmer in the sun this is basically the result
He brings his animals with him π
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When girls can't control themselves from gossiping. π€£
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Whose the Boss π Train them while the are young! π€£
The sheeps cannot eat the salivated grasses, salivated hays and salivated cabbages ever if someone lick these sheep's foods! ππππ€£π€£π€£
What are the sheeps running for?! LOL! ππππ€£π€£π€£
Oh, what is this!!!!!! π€£π€£π
This is more fun than 'SPONGE', which was the heyday of 2004~2005!!!! π
Sheep never eat salivated food even if they are hungry........ Isn't that a delicate gourmet style? Hmm~~~~~~~ ππ
I didn't know sheep have that gourmet instinct π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
It was so funny to watch it again to actually lick the grass that the sheep eat with their own tongue to make salivary hay!
Cc:Β @Diamond_Lim,Β @SApple2,Β @janicka1967,Β @rebelchild,Β @Racoon7,Β @MollyS
oh no, don't even think about runningβ¦ πΆπ€£
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Lol iguana with hair!
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Yes! The monkeys will not more afraid of the cats and dogs! But... the monkeys will more afraid of the crabs and iguanas if the crabs and iguanas without adding the hair! After adding the hair on the crabs and iguanas, the monkeys will not afraid of them! It's really making me so laughable and I can't hold my laughter at this! LOL! πππ€£π€£π€£
Poor little worms! πππ€£π€£
In fact, monkeys are more afraid of crabs walking sideways than dogs π: ποΈπ π¦π
But isn't it scary if a crab or iguana has hair? Are you sure? π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ β οΈ X 60,000
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#3 is the one I pick too.
I feel like #5 most mornings
Hope you're enjoying your weekend
Cool! π€£π Number 3 for me Jo @rebelchild
I guess his dousing and intelligence didn't help him. π He needs common sense. π
When American Raccoons receive cotton candy, they take it to the stream to wash it and can not eat π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
I guess he still couldn't abandon his nature... right? π
#5 I'm sleep walking π
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For Me, it's #4! LOL! πͺ£ππ€£
Happy Weekend! @rebelchild and Everyone! π
In Ancient Rome, there was torture with animals! Torture With Goats... πππππ
Yes, actually, under Roman law, when a person commits a crime, they put salt water on the soles of a person's feet, and let a goat lick those salt watery soles! This may sound funny at first, but it will be painful over time! π€π€π€
Hey there @MollyS ! Molly you have yourself a good weekend too!
Hah ha #1 π @rebelchild
Happy weekend friend!!
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A Man's Age, as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot
You are in the middle of a few projects at your home: putting in a new fence, painting the basement walls, putting in a new garden. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt and paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit -- shorts with the hole in the pocket, old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows-what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.
Right in the middle of these projects you realize you need to run to Home Depot for supplies.
Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20s: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because, you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout line.
And yes, you went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30s: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change your shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell.
The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
In your 40s: Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the pocket of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute is almost empty, so don't waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.
The hot young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird about thinking she's spicy.
In your 50s: Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat. Wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get mud in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat.
The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember -- the hat you have on is from Bubba's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms '
In your 60s: Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat any more. Hose the mud off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50s. You hope you haveΒ nothing hangs out the hole in your pocket.
The girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your glasses on, so you're not sure.
In your 70s: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has your prescriptions ready too. Don't even notice the mud on your shoes.
The young thing at the register stares at you and you realize something is hanging out of the hole in your pocket.
In your 80s: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again.. Now you remember you need to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal-Mart instead. You think you went to school with the old lady greeter.
You wander around trying to remember what you are looking for. Then you pass gas out loud and think someone called your name.
In your 90s & beyond: What's a home deep hoe? Something for my garden? Where am I? Who am I? Why am I reading this? Did I send it? Did you? Who passed gas?
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