Badge of the Month - May 🤳

An incident that happened to me last week and I laughed about it afterwards.

I go to the pool after work in the evenings. There was a group where young children were learning to swim, and they were learning to jump into the water.

A child lost his balance while jumping into the water and fell like a sack of potatoes. While I was laughing at him, I lost my balance and fell into the water the same way. 😂😂

The children laughed and had a lot more fun than I did.

Yes, I still go to the pool.😁😁

Something very funny happened recently whent I wanted to offer a coffee to some friends! ☕️

Well, preparing the coffees, I used accidentally salt instead of sugar! 😎

You can understand the funny situation after this! 😂😂😁🤣

Going through the express check-out at the grocery store, I said to the clerk, "You know, it should say '10 items or fewer', not '10 items or less'". He paused for a moment as if he was considering his answer. Then he said, "You don't have any friends, do you?"

Reminds me of that episode of 'Only Fools & Horses' where Delboy goes to the Drs & she says "strip to the waist, please, Mr Trotter.' while she turns to draw the curtains, turns back round, & exclaims ' I meant the top half!!'