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keke98
keke98 Posts: 92

Level 3

What did the traffic light say to the car?Β 
Don't look I'm about to change

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  • Glenn1972
    Glenn1972 Posts: 16,650
    edited November 2019
    What do you do if you break your toe?

    Call a toe Truck.
  • satnam
    satnam Posts: 848
    Hello @keke98 πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

    Β (1) Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine."πŸ˜‚

    (2)😁
  • keke99
    keke99 Posts: 6

    Level 2

    Thank you guys I wish I remembered my original password for my other oneΒ 
  • Glenn1972
    Glenn1972 Posts: 16,650
    edited December 2019
    @keke99 I would think you could log back into the community using your old user name (@keke98) and email. When it tells you your password is incorrect hit the button that says reset password and follow the actions it prompts you to do.
    I have just been thinking about this. I am going to read some more.
  • keke99
    keke99 Posts: 6

    Level 2

  • keke99
    keke99 Posts: 6

    Level 2

    Thanks @Glenn1972
  • keke98
    keke98 Posts: 92

    Level 3

    I’m back!!!!πŸ˜‡
  • Glenn1972
    Glenn1972 Posts: 16,650
    @keke98 Welcome back!!!! That's great. You have put a lot of work in. I am glad for you.
    Most kind regards,
    Glenn
  • keke98
    keke98 Posts: 92

    Level 3

    Thank you @Glenn1972
  • Great jokes!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
    He didn't have any guts!

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