Battle of the jokes 😂

keke98

What did the traffic light say to the car? 
Don't look I'm about to change

Glenn1972

What do you do if you break your toe?

Call a toe Truck.

satnam

Hello @keke98 😃😃😃

 (1) Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."😂

(2)😁

keke99

Thank you guys I wish I remembered my original password for my other one 

Glenn1972

@keke99 I would think you could log back into the community using your old user name (@keke98) and email. When it tells you your password is incorrect hit the button that says reset password and follow the actions it prompts you to do.
I have just been thinking about this. I am going to read some more.

keke99

keke99

Thanks @Glenn1972

keke98

I’m back!!!!😇

Glenn1972

@keke98 Welcome back!!!! That's great. You have put a lot of work in. I am glad for you.
Most kind regards,
Glenn

keke98

Thank you @Glenn1972

TheRevenger

Great jokes!😂😂
Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts!