Fellow citizens of the Candy Kingdom, this is Mr. Dragon here!
It's been 24 hours since the fortuitous Year of the Dragon began, and I hope you were impressed with my wife's impeccable show of Crush-Fu yesterday!
Now, the Big Game is going to get started this evening, but with a television that's able to see into the world of the Crushers, I'd like to welcome one and all to watch some serious pigskin action!
Bring your favorite snack! I will be happily serving you fresh ice-cold lemonade from the lake!
You can have me cheering either for San Francisco or Kansas City - it's all your choice.
Get fired up before the kickoff. You don't want to miss it!
