That's funny! You must be too good to find anyone matching your progress. I wonder if the game has noted you are a generous life giver and therefore is suggesting players at the beginning for you to look after and nurture.
Just remember not to get too fixated on the things that do not work yet, that don't really matter. Perhaps your attention is being drqwn away from other happenings.
I think You are right @Scooterpie I think they are trying to release all of the platforms at the same time again They never learn that it always screws up when they try that!
I find that really interesting @cookiemae. Out of all the players at the end of the map you are the only one that says it is easy and you enjoy it. I wonder if your player card is a sign of why you find the game easy at the end of map.