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  • astrix2
    astrix2 Posts: 95

    Level 3

    I don’t know he has long hair I guess that’s enough to have fun. I have a good memory I remembered that hippos make the biggest crap in the world and that people named hope r most likely to get lucky. Also tomato juice is poisonous if you’re stupid

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  • imevilandiknowit
    imevilandiknowit Posts: 44

    Level 3

    No, haven't u heard? Tomato juice may be poison, but it soothes the soul, but in reality it might just give u heartburn and a serious case of poisonbuttsitis.

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  • astrix2
    astrix2 Posts: 95

    Level 3

    Ohhhhhh poisonbuttsitis doesn’t that make your crap smell like old windmills and turns it green? Also mr Dipples gave me an B! A b! I do better than that

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  • imevilandiknowit
    imevilandiknowit Posts: 44

    Level 3

    Okay, but u should've seen what he did to me, he swore at me and then he said because of ur stupidness you will receive an f. An f! Bruh I am smarter than that, and he is planning on suspending me from the college of fortpopolis.

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  • astrix2
    astrix2 Posts: 95

    Level 3

    Ok 1. U could get him fired for cussing at u. 2. Being stupid is not a reason to expel u! What will I do 😢 I’ll get u un suspended. Btw we’re smarter than mr dipples he didn’t respond even know that bald men were once ugly eggs

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  • imevilandiknowit
    imevilandiknowit Posts: 44

    Level 3

    Oh my God, what type of man doesn't know this. How did he even become a teacher. Maybe he was hired at that faketeachers website. He is kinda a nasty guy and he needs to learn that maybe he wouldn't be constipated if didn't cuss me out, and sniff up his dates and butts, speaking of which did u know he was dating?

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  • astrix2
    astrix2 Posts: 95

    Level 3

    🤮 he was probably hired by that drunk monkey from Kansas. He’s constipated? Explaines his weird face expressions. How do u know he’s dating! And who the tipsy janitor who works at Culver’s?

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  • imevilandiknowit
    imevilandiknowit Posts: 44

    Level 3

    Yes, I told u he like lays out his life story right before my eyes. He also decided that he is going to walk to school, because he claimed that cars were over-rated, he wishes that he would be blessed by the love of farting clowns, green chickens that produce gas and very old windmills from anatartica.

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