Halloween 2019 - Halloween Poems, Riddles & Knock Knock Jokes!

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edited October 19 in The Fun Area!
Of course Google has a plethora of Halloween Poems, Riddles and Knock Knock Jokes.  She would like to share some with you.


We’re having a Halloween party at school.
I’m dressed up like Dracula. Man, I look cool!
I dyed my hair black, and I cut off my bangs.
I’m wearing a cape and some fake plastic fangs.

I put on some makeup to paint my face white,
like creatures that only come out in the night.
My fingernails, too, are all pointed and red.
I look like I’m recently back from the dead.

My mom drops me off, and I run into school
and suddenly feel like the world’s biggest fool.
The other kids stare like I’m some kind of freak—
the Halloween party is not till next week.

This poem came from here.


Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate.
The first one said, "Oh, my it's getting late"
The second one said, "There are witches in the air."
The third one said, "But we don't care."
The fourth one said, "Let's run, let's run!"
The fifth one said, "Isn't Halloween fun?"
Then Woooooo went the wind
And OUT went the lights. 
And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight.

This cute poem came from here.


Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
 Because they don’t have the guts.

Why don’t skeletons like parties?
 Because they have no body to dance with.

Why didn’t the vampire have any friends?
 Because he was a pain in the neck!

How are vampires like false teeth?
 They both come out at night.

Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
 Because there wasn’t any point to it!

What do you call a nervous witch?
 A twitch.

More hilarious Halloween riddles here.

Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!

Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

More Halloween knock knock jokes here.

Please spread the word that we are doing this and let's get a bunch of these jokes posted here!

To view the entire group of Halloween 2019 messages, please click on the image below.



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