We’re having a Halloween party at school.
I’m dressed up like Dracula. Man, I look cool!
I dyed my hair black, and I cut off my bangs.
I’m wearing a cape and some fake plastic fangs.
put on some makeup to paint my face white,
like creatures that only come out in the night.
My fingernails, too, are all pointed and red.
I look like I’m recently back from the dead.
My mom drops me off, and I run into school
and suddenly feel like the world’s biggest fool.
The other kids stare like I’m some kind of freak—
the Halloween party is not till next week.
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Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate.
The first one said, "Oh, my it's getting late"
The second one said, "There are witches in the air."
The third one said, "But we don't care."
The fourth one said, "Let's run, let's run!"
The fifth one said, "Isn't Halloween fun?"
Then Woooooo went the wind
And OUT went the lights.
And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight.
This cute poem came from here.
•Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
Because they don’t have the guts.
•Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.
•Why didn’t the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck!
•How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night.
•Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there wasn’t any point to it!
•What do you call a nervous witch?
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Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
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