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Halloween 2019 - Halloween Poems, Riddles & Knock Knock Jokes!
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Loving the vibes... they're as spooky as our reactions, that have gone crazy!4
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More Riddles.............
Why didn’t the zombie go trick or treating?
He felt rotten.When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Howl-oween!What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A pumpkin patch.When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobblin’ goblin.You can see more riddles here.
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Some knock knock jokes
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?These jokes came from here.
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Some short poems.............
Vampire
Vampires have pale white skin
They just come out at night.
Give one half a chance and he
Will give your neck a bite.
Witch
A witch flies past on her broomstick,
Over the roof of your house.
It would be better
Not to upset her,
She'd turn you into a mouse.Grim Reaper
The grim reaper looks very scary,
But it's not really what he intends.
With his scythe and his hood,
He is misunderstood,
He really just wants to be friends.The Headless Horseman
I am the headless horseman,
Has anyone seen my head?
Oh never mind, there's a pumpkin,
That'll do instead!Easter Bunny
I am the Easter Bunny,
You see me at Easter time.
I think it's pretty obvious
That I'm in the wrong rhyme.You can see more here.
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Elsa said:Some short poems.............
Vampire
Vampires have pale white skin
They just come out at night.
Give one half a chance and he
Will give your neck a bite.
Witch
A witch flies past on her broomstick,
Over the roof of your house.
It would be better
Not to upset her,
She'd turn you into a mouse.Grim Reaper
The grim reaper looks very scary,
But it's not really what he intends.
With his scythe and his hood,
He is misunderstood,
He really just wants to be friends.The Headless Horseman
I am the headless horseman,
Has anyone seen my head?
Oh never mind, there's a pumpkin,
That'll do instead!Easter Bunny
I am the Easter Bunny,
You see me at Easter time.
I think it's pretty obvious
That I'm in the wrong rhyme.
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I found the grim reaper0
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I found cruchy the bat and the pumpkin0
