Then I say we pour some bourbon in that cup, or we order donuts for everyone but cut them all in half and eat half of all of them. (Ladies in my office who do this must be shamed, sorry.) 😊🦇 @Foley1362 #justkidding
A donut 🍩 is a single serving for a single person. Maybe you can split it with one person. Like a best friend with whom you have an agreement to cut the 🍩 into equal halves 🌓 and eat together.
A donut 🍩 is NOT a cake 🎂. It is not intended to have multiple servings for multiple people. Just because it is round does not mean individuals may take a wedge shaped slice 🍰 out of the donut 🍩 as if it were a cake 🎂. I don’t care how fancy the donut 🍩 is or if it had enough frosting to look like a cake 🎂, chances are that the pastry chef had not intended this donut 🍩 to be hacked to bits with a dull butter knife in the break room. It was probably a beautiful looking donut 🍩 before that one person got there, that person who thought, “meh, I don’t want a whole donut, I just want to try one...lemme take just a bit of this chocolate one here...oh wait is that lemon curd?!” By the time two or three people have done this, literally three dozen beautiful donuts 🍩 are now like bleeding pastry appendages in a sad box of good intentions. I’m glad you had your little sampler tray, butter knife queens, but what about the other 20 people in the office who actually wanted a donut 🍩? And don’t hand me that you were leaving us slices 🍰 and doing the right thing by not taking a whole donut 🍩! Who wants a Boston Creme donut with someone’s finger prints in the chocolate ganache and the custard conveniently absent??? !!!!!!!