Dear Candy Crush Team,
I have been playing Candy Crush for over 2 years and have arrived to level 3387. My compliments on the hellishly cute little figures and simple concept which is so hard to let go of! Unthinkable, how many guilt-ridden but oh-so-sweet moments I have spent away from the eyes of friends and family, locking myself in the bathroom, standing in the last corner of the subway so that other people would not see what an incredibly useless hobby I have. Candy Crush has been my secret, passionate and very loyal affair for almost every single day of the last two years. Only recently have I started to consider a parting of ways. I feel very naive now, but I was under the illusion that at a certain point there will come a last level and I will get rewarded at least with a major digital firework, Tiffy and Mr. Toffee sending me kisses, and a gift voucher for my next King Game (which I will proudly deny and finally, finally be free!) But as soon as I start nearing the end, new levels are added and the finish line moves away again. I feel somewhat like the famous rabbit with the carrot, and considering how much time I have invested which I should be spending fulfilling my dreams and dancing with the people I love, I must ask you to have mercy and tell me: is it ever going to end? Is a last level planned? Or is just going to go on and on and on until everyone but myself lose interest and it the game no longer pays off? Doesn't anyone besides me find this extremely dissatisfying?
Begging for clarification and sending kindest regards to all my fellow addicts,
a disappointed lover
