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Rock2233

@pearl_chetna

Rock2233

@pearl_chetna

Lady_Choo

Some Chicken jokes 😉

Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A. She wanted to stretch her legs.

 

Q. Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

A. She was afraid someone would Caesar!

 

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

A. To get to the other slide.

 

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?

A. To cockadoodle dooo something.

 

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

 

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?

A. To get to the shell station.

 

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?

A. Because the chicken needed a day off.

 

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?

A. To prove he wasn't chicken!

 

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. To get to the udder side!

 

Q. What happened when the elephant crossed the road?

A. It stepped on the chicken!

teresawallace44

Thanks for tagging me @pearl_chetna.

Teresa 🦋🌺🦋

pearl_chetna

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pearl_chetna

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kavidina

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pearl_chetna

Thank you @kavidina @Omkardeep @Glenn1972 @akthamabuali @Pitty_Kitty @Sweetice

pearl_chetna

@Nck I don't tag you for thanks

I tag you to be part of the discussion so that you also send jokes here

jamilsidiq

Jock of the today 💕💞🌹