Grumpy cropsies tell bad jokes

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“Last but not least, here are the grumpy cropsies,” says Rancid. “They have some bad jokes that they would like to share with you!”

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants?

Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark?

I Noah guy!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

“You crack me up!”

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?

Because she kept running from the ball!

What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck!

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows! (Info here)

“Thank you very much guys,” says Rancid.  

The grumpy cropsies say thank you and walk off the stage. 

Let’s continue here - Lettuce and Corn cropsies sing

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