White and black sheep recite a poem

_Elsa_

Rancid signals for the next act to come to center stage.  

“Look at who we have here, it’s our sheep,” Rancid says. “Today they are going to recite a poem about some friendly farmers.”  

‘Five friendly farmers

Wake up with the sun,

For it is early morning

And the chores must be done.

The first friendly farmer

Goes to milk the cow.

The second friendly farmer

Thought he'd better plow.

The third friendly farmer

Feeds the hungry hens.

The fourth friendly farmer

Puts the piggies in their pens.

The fifth friendly farmer

Picks the ripe corn.

And waves to the neighbor

When he blows his horn.

When the work is finished

And the evening sky is red

Five tired farmers

Tumble into bed!’ (Info here) 

How about some jokes? 

‘Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"

"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?’ (Info here)

‘A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a sheep sitting next to him. "Are you a sheep?" asked the man, surprised.  

"Yes."  

"What are you doing at the movies?" The sheep replied, "Well, I liked the book.’ (Info here) 

Lots of laughter is coming from the audience. The sheep give their baa thanks and walk off the stage.

Let’s continue here - Grass seed and mushroom cropsies paint

Start at the beginning – Today is the Farm Heroes Got Talent show! (Part 2) 

 Don’t forget to read the first part of this story - Farm Heroes Got Talent (Part 1)