The group looks for jokes and riddles

_Elsa_

DieOmimi is thrilled to be paired with Chewy because he’s a great stand-up comedian. They decide to google for jokes and riddles for this holiday. As they begin to exchange some jokes, they hear someone clapping.

“Greymane, what a surprise!” exclaims DieOmimi. “No one told me that you were joining us in part 2 of the story.”

A big smile comes on Greymane’s face as she tells her friend that Elsa wanted it to be a surprise. And what a surprise it is! Time to start looking for jokes. 

“I found these couple of jokes not too long ago and we might want to use them,” says DieOmimi.

…. A man comes to the post office and sees another man adorning a plethora of pink envelopes with heart stamps and then spraying them with perfume. He talks to him about what that is supposed to be. He replies: "Quite simply, I'm doing the mail for Valentine's Day." - "But why so many letters?" - "Well, I'm a divorce lawyer..." 

‘A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." 

Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."

Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill." (Source)

Chewy likes them a lot. He can’t find too many jokes for Valentine’s Day so he decides to do some googling for riddles instead.

‘What did the octopus say to his valentine?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?

Because they’ve got hearts.

What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?

An onion ring.

 What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

 I’m stuck on you!

What did the pickle say to his Valentine?

“You mean a great dill to me!”

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.’ (Source) 

Greymane decides to google for some knock knock jokes. 

‘Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day! 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Jamaica.

Jamaica who?

Jamaica Valentine for me yet? 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Fran.

Fran who?

Frandship is a great thing.’ (Source) 

Those are not too bad at all. Out of nowhere Chewy hears Greymane laughing hysterically. But what is so funny?

“I want to pop out of an airmail envelope,” shouts DieOmimi. 

As she says that she pops out and lands upside down on her head. Greymane can’t stop laughing while Chewy has this shocked look on his face. Just then Elsa calls Chewy to ask how they are doing. He tells her that they will be ready with lots of jokes and things for the party. Next to call on the list is @Trish24 , Misty, and @Marriam1.

Let’s continue - Valentine’s Day Trivia