Tell us a joke Chewy!

_Elsa_

Chewy tries to lighten up the situation by telling some jokes.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

“Hey this reminds me of the talent show,” says Chewy. “It sure made the players laugh a lot. Tiffi remember when I won the contest. I have this natural born talent to be a stand-up comedian!”

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So, his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Q: Is Google male or female?

A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

The little wolf now has a smile on his face. It’s working! The jokes are making him forget his issue! 

Chewy continues …………..

A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope." Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants."

Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"

Bob: "I don't know, why?"

Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."

Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."

Fred: "See, it works." ‘ (Info here)

Now the little wolf has a huge smile on his face! 

“Thanks for the laugh,” says the wolf. 

Let’s continue - Someone howls back

Start at the beginning – Seasons come and seasons go – the story of the wolf