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Valentine's Day 2020

_Elsa_
_Elsa_ Posts: 37,045
edited February 2020 in Off-Topic

Welcome to Valentine's Day 2020. If you have just joined us recently then you are not aware that this is the second time that I am doing this. The first holiday with this theme was created in December 2019 For Christmas and New Year's. Now we are getting ready for Valentine's Day, it's time to create this idea again.

You might have heard that I love to create stories for the characters in King's games. I just posted "Love is in the air!" so if you have a moment or two you might want to read it. If you want to read more stories then I suggest that you visit "Once upon a time ..... Index"


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  • _Elsa_
    _Elsa_ Posts: 37,045

    What is Valentine's Day and how did it start?

    The day gets its name from a famous saint, but there are several stories of who he was. The popular belief about St Valentine is that he was a priest from Rome in the third century AD. This is the oldest known Valentine's Day message in English. It was written in 1477 Emperor Claudius II had banned marriage because he thought married men were bad soldiers. Valentine felt this was unfair, so he broke the rules and arranged marriages in secret. When Claudius found out, Valentine was thrown in jail and sentenced to death. There, he fell in love with the jailer's daughter and when he was taken to be killed on 14 February he sent her a love letter signed "from your Valentine".

     How did Valentine's Day start?

    The first Valentine's Day was in the year 496! Having a particular Valentine's Day is a very old tradition, thought to have originated from a Roman festival. The Romans had a festival called Lupercalia in the middle of February - officially the start of their springtime. These penguins in California have been known to get into the spirit of Valentine's Day. It's thought that as part of the celebrations, boys drew names of girls from a box. They'd be boyfriend and girlfriend during the festival and sometimes they'd get married. Later on, the church wanted to turn this festival into a Christian celebration and decided to use it to remember St Valentine too. Gradually, St Valentine's name started to be used by people to express their feelings to those they loved.

     This information came from here.

  • _Elsa_
    _Elsa_ Posts: 37,045

    Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

    A: Forget-me-nuts.

    Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

    A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

    Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

    A: I'm stuck on you.

    Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?

    A: You turn me on.

    Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?

    A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

    Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?

    A: Because it couldn't get a date.

    Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

    A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear

    Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?

    A: His ghoul-friend.

    Let’s go guys! 

    Head on over to Google to find more riddles to add here!

    Feel free to add Valentine’s Day jokes too!

  • mysticalmysty
    mysticalmysty Posts: 30,400
    edited February 2020

    Q : What did a cat say to his date ? A : “You are purrr-fect for me “.


  • _Elsa_
    _Elsa_ Posts: 37,045

    I am counting on you, @mysterious and @Foley1362 to post jokes here this week! 😍😘

  • mysticalmysty
    mysticalmysty Posts: 30,400
    edited February 2020

    Hmmm... who is mysterious ? @Elsa 🤔

  • mysticalmysty
    mysticalmysty Posts: 30,400
    edited February 2020

    Another one Q : What did the pickle say to his valentine ? A : “You mean a great dill to me “.


  • Glenn1972
    Glenn1972 Posts: 16,650

    Hi @mysticalmysty with you and @Foley1362 I can see this community is going to busting apart at the seams. Lord help us. Lol

  • What can I say @Glenn1972 - @Foley1362 & I are like Thelma & Louise 🤷🏻


  • _Elsa_
    _Elsa_ Posts: 37,045

    I asked my friend if he'd bought his wife a gift for Valentine's Day.

    He's a bit of a chauvinist pig so he surprised me when he replied, "Yeah, I've got her a belt and a bag."

    I said, "That's very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it."

    He said, "So do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now."

    _____________________________________________

    Yesterday morning, my wife woke up with a start. When I asked her what the matter was, she said,

    "I just had a dream you gave me a diamond ring and diamond earrings for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

    I winked and said, "You'll know tonight."

    In the evening, I came home with a small package and gave it to my wife.

    She was delighted and opened it excitedly.

    In it was a book called "The meaning of dreams".

     _____________________________________________

    My wife just called me lazy and said I'd better have something planned for Valentine's Day.

    I said, "Yes, I was thinking of taking the Christmas decorations down."

    _____________________________________________ 

    For the last twenty years, I've received a Valentine's Day card from the same secret admirer.

    So I was upset when I didn't get one this year.

    First my gran dies, now this?

     _____________________________________________

    This year I've got my wife a Valentine's Day present that will really take her breath away.

    A treadmill.

     _____________________________________________

    I got my wife a new iron for Valentine's Day.

    She was so overcome with emotion that she ran out of the house crying.

    I think she must be still out telling her friends how wonderful I am, because she's not come back yet.

     _____________________________________________

    I can't wait for Valentine's Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.

     _____________________________________________

    I think Cupid must need glasses - the last time I dated a girl, he missed my heart but hit my wallet.

    You can view more here


  • Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day ? Sure, they’re very scent-imental.


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