Back home again

_Elsa_

Tiffi and Chewy wave goodbye and head towards the portal.

They both jump down into the portal at the same time. They see a light above them and they follow the light.  

They’re home! They are back in the Candy Kingdom. They both had a wonderful adventure. They need to be more careful the next time they decide to jump on a pile of lives. As they walk towards the middle of town Chewy does his usual. 

“Hey Tiffi, did I ever tell you this joke?” Chewy asks.

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

The End!

Start at the beginning – Seasons come and seasons go – the story of the wolf

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