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  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs๐Ÿ˜†
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

    Then it hit me๐Ÿ˜‚
  • HellsBelle
    HellsBelle Posts: 521
    Ashraf, I love these โ€œbob hopeโ€ style jokes. ๐Ÿ˜† You remind me of one of the old rat pack guys telling jokes before he breaks into song. Great cadence. ๐Ÿ˜Š
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?


    A carrot.๐Ÿ˜†


  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Ashraf, I love these โ€œbob hopeโ€ style jokes. ๐Ÿ˜† You remind me of one of the old rat pack guys telling jokes before he breaks into song. Great cadence. ๐Ÿ˜Š

    ๐Ÿ˜† Lol! That is such a cute and funny one, Ashraf. I am putting it in my pocketbook for a rainy day. Donโ€™t worry, I promise to credit you in the future if I use it. ๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜บ๏ธ

    Thank you @HellsBelle ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’•
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Q: What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?

    A: A Furrari.ย 
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q: What time is it when a bear sits on your bed?

    A: Time to get a new bed! ๐Ÿ˜†


  • Mystique
    Mystique Posts: 386
    My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

    A. โ€œI have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.โ€

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

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