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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
    A: Because it already had a million degrees!

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    Never lend money to a friend. It’s dangerous. It could damage his memory.

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    diet!

    I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend

    Q: What kind of math do owls like?

    A: Owlgebra


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