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  • Posts: 9,026
    edited July 2019

    It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present.

    “Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “Just give me something with diamonds.”

    That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards🃏😆

    ♠♥♣♦

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    Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

    Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

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    Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

    A: A desserter.

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    “I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” 😆
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    After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

    Turns out she felt the same way.

    So I turned on the air conditioning.😆

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