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It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present.
“Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “Just give me something with diamonds.”
That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards🃏😆
♠♥♣♦
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.
Turns out she felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioning.😆