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Ashraf

Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Ashraf

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Ashraf

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

Ashraf

I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.

Ashraf

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Ashraf

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Ashraf

I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.

Ashraf

Never lend money to a friend. It’s dangerous. It could damage his memory.

Ashraf

If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Ashraf

Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso.