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Ashraf

Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe

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diet!

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate a pizza.

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diet!

I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”

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My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

Ashraf

Q: What kind of math do owls like?

A: Owlgebra

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Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?

A: She got too jumpy!

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Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?

A: Plenty of milk!

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Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

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Q. What did the sleepy Australian bear say at the job interview?

A. “I believe I am koala-fied for this position.”

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Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?

A. You’re purrr-fect for me.