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  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
    A: To the NESTcafe
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    diet!

    Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate a pizza.

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    diet!

    I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q: What kind of math do owls like?

    A: Owlgebra

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?

    A: She got too jumpy!

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?

    A: Plenty of milk!

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
    A: The baaaahamas
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q. What did the sleepy Australian bear say at the job interview?

    A. “I believe I am koala-fied for this position.”

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?

    A. You’re purrr-fect for me.

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