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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    What do you call a sheep with no legs?

    A cloud ๐Ÿ˜†

    ~ใ€Šโ™กใ€‹~

  • MystiqueMystique Posts: 241 ✭✭✭✭
    What do cows do for entertainment?

    They rent moovies!

  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend

    What do you call a fish with no eye ?
    FSH !

    ~ใ€Šโ™กใ€‹~

  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

    I have no I-Deer ๐Ÿ˜†

    ~ใ€Šโ™กใ€‹~

  • MystiqueMystique Posts: 241 ✭✭✭✭
    What is invisable and smells like carrots?
    Rabbit farts.

  • MystiqueMystique Posts: 241 ✭✭✭✭

    Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?

    A. Kittens.


  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    edited July 28

    Itโ€™s my wifeโ€™s birthday tomorrow. Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present.

    โ€œOh, I donโ€™t know,โ€ she said. โ€œJust give me something with diamonds.โ€

    Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m giving her a pack of playing cards๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜†

    โ™ โ™ฅโ™ฃโ™ฆ


    ~ใ€Šโ™กใ€‹~

  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend

    Patient: โ€œDoctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.โ€

    Doctor: โ€œNext time, take off the candles.โ€


    ~ใ€Šโ™กใ€‹~

  • KatanaKatana Posts: 420 ✭✭✭✭

    Q: What do you call someone who canโ€™t stick with a diet?

    A: A desserter.


  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    โ€œI would like vitamins for my son,โ€ a mother said. โ€œVitaminย ย A, B or C?โ€ the pharmacist asked.ย โ€œIt doesnโ€™t matter,โ€ the mother replied. โ€œHe canโ€™t read yet.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜†

    ~ใ€Šโ™กใ€‹~

  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend


    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

    ~ใ€Šโ™กใ€‹~

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