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  • Mystique
    Mystique Posts: 386

    What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?Β 

    A pool table.Β 
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    What do you call a sheep with no legs?

    A cloud πŸ˜†
  • Mystique
    Mystique Posts: 386
    What do cows do for entertainment?

    They rent moovies!
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    What do you call a fish with no eye ?
    FSH !
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

    I have no I-Deer πŸ˜†
  • Mystique
    Mystique Posts: 386
    What is invisable and smells like carrots?
    Rabbit farts.
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?

    A. A pie-thon! πŸ˜†Β   🐍

  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493
    Q: What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
    A: Hip-hop, of course! πŸ˜† πŸ‡
  • Ashraf
    Ashraf Posts: 8,493

    Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

    A: Because they each have four rabbits feet. πŸ˜†Β  πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡

  • Mystique
    Mystique Posts: 386

    Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?

    A. Kittens.

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