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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    What do you call a sheep with no legs?

    A cloud πŸ˜†

    ~γ€Šβ™‘γ€‹~

  • MystiqueMystique Posts: 241 ✭✭✭✭
    What do cows do for entertainment?

    They rent moovies!

  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend

    What do you call a fish with no eye ?
    FSH !

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

    I have no I-Deer πŸ˜†

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  • MystiqueMystique Posts: 241 ✭✭✭✭
    What is invisable and smells like carrots?
    Rabbit farts.

  • MystiqueMystique Posts: 241 ✭✭✭✭

    Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?

    A. Kittens.


  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    edited July 28

    It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present.

    β€œOh, I don’t know,” she said. β€œJust give me something with diamonds.”

    That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cardsπŸƒπŸ˜†

    β™ β™₯♣♦


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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend

    Patient: β€œDoctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

    Doctor: β€œNext time, take off the candles.”


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  • KatanaKatana Posts: 420 ✭✭✭✭

    Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

    A: A desserter.


  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend
    β€œI would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. β€œVitaminΒ Β A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.Β β€œIt doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. β€œHe can’t read yet.” πŸ˜†

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  • AshrafAshraf Posts: 3,658 Legend


    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

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